Submitted by Blexcr0id t3_y2ztke in Pennsylvania
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RHudak979 t1_is6yr7z wrote
Mitch was a great
absurd_turd_bird t1_is7xd0i wrote
I used to love Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.
Mr_Fraunces t1_is5sb47 wrote
I remember reading that Pennsylvania was a nationwide leader in the number of Bigfoot sightings.
Dispatcher12 t1_is6lowx wrote
Since I've moved upstate I've met several people who believe with all earnestness. All anyone believed where I'm from is that you can't get a decent cheesesteak north of Allentown.
NPC3 t1_is74o2r wrote
Both are true.
VegtableShoes t1_is8hq0l wrote
Used to live in potter county and my mother is convinced she saw Bigfoot walk across the tree line on the back of our property
comebocalmball t1_is7r954 wrote
Let me introduce you to Big Mike, way up North and better cheesesteaks than most of Philly
swissmtndog398 t1_is7kmcu wrote
Or west of Reading. I moved 10 years ago to central PA. My cheese steak consumption plummeted.
-TheFarce- t1_is5ulcy wrote
Yes, I’ve seen that claim many times too.
TracerBullitt t1_is6fzyx wrote
This is the first I've ever heard they were in my very own state. How did I not know this?
scottawhit t1_is7o4k0 wrote
Depends what part of the state you’re in. I’m firmly in “gullible moron” territory.
Mor_Tearach t1_is7ye5d wrote
OH once in awhile we hear a claim, like the guy not far from here who said Bigfoot ( for what reason? ) threw rocks at his camper......still not sure why on earth someone throwing rocks would automatically be Bigfoot.
jkf123321 t1_isa7px1 wrote
Why are you saying ‘they’? Is there no there more than one? Bigfoots? Bigfeet?
AelfredRex t1_is6qynz wrote
Look at a sat view of the State. All that mountainous forest land. Wide variety of prey animals and forage crops. Prime habitat.
dshd66 t1_is7eb8d wrote
Very squatchy indeed
Yonk_art t1_is7an1o wrote
Bradford county is one of the supposed hotspots.
ktp806 t1_is7ug6c wrote
According to my cousin Wife there’s one over in the Holler
Finrodsrod t1_isdbh37 wrote
Western PA also has a lot of naked meth junkies roaming the woods. Coincidence? I think not!
s4t0sh1n4k4m0t0 t1_is6dype wrote
Of course he's real, we established communication with one and now he's the orange hockey mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers, Gritty.
Finrodsrod t1_isdbmcs wrote
No no no. Gritty is already established as the Phillie Phanatics crackhead cousin from Delco.
_SundaeDriver t1_is5x5pw wrote
Bigfoot is blurry. It's not the photographers fault.- Mitch Hedberg
Satanic_Cheese_666 t1_is643iy wrote
I don't know 'bout any Bigfoot or Sasquatch, but The Mothman is definitely for reals.
Beefy-Tootz t1_is6b503 wrote
HE ATE MY ASS OUTSIDE OF A DENNYS
cheesymcghee t1_is73yuw wrote
HOLY SHIT SAME HERE
Significant_Delay_87 t1_is8yfgd wrote
Man I hope so
Entire_Ad_306 t1_is5sie2 wrote
Bigfoot is real. Don’t get seduced by the soft fur and muscular hunky body. Those large, sweaty grippers rubbing all over my chest and face…
hallowbirthweenday t1_is6b9q7 wrote
I like how the article mentions Western PA as the location for most of the sightings. Call us crazy hillbillies without calling us crazy hillbillies.
Jerryjb63 t1_is5wfde wrote
People don’t believe that Bigfoot lives in PA, but bring up Mountain Lions and then you’ll get a bunch of people that actually believe that Mountain Lions still exist here.
tehmlem t1_is65vpv wrote
I saw one! It was the size of a housecat and it had stripes like a housecat and it sleeps in my bed at night like a housecat but I know it was a mountain lion in my heart of hearts!
Dispatcher12 t1_is6lz37 wrote
Then I did too! He was a fat orange bastard named Seamus and he broke a bunch of my Christmas ornaments.
tehmlem t1_is6orqe wrote
The scourge of mountain lions rages unabated
Dispatcher12 t1_is6p7hx wrote
They pacify us with purrs and squishy bellies. Wake up, sheeple!
Speakslinux t1_is6b3p5 wrote
Because no matter what you call them the mountain lion is still making great strides in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania is also infested with coyotes, but you don't hear alot about them unless you live in rural populous places. I live in Columbia County and literally came within about 15-20 yards of a pack about a week ago. They didn't want part of myself or my dog and they are on guard to begin with.
TracerBullitt t1_is6g6ue wrote
Why are you gaslioning us?
jagman69er t1_is68mpm wrote
Wildcats or cougars are alive and well in pa! My brother has a video of one outside of elizabethtown!!
Jerryjb63 t1_is6bo3a wrote
Bobcats are definitely in Pennsylvania. I’ve seen many in my life in the Pennsylvania wilds, but the only Mountain Lions are the Nittany Lions.
jagman69er t1_is6c0d6 wrote
Not in e-town area
WookieeSteakIsChewie t1_is6qaov wrote
Bobcats? Yes.
Mountain lions? No. If he has video, let's see it
jagman69er t1_is77eyb wrote
Like i said when I figure out how to post on here i will
jagman69er t1_is77je7 wrote
Remember one thing, you don’t know everything, even the game commission won’t acknowledge it
WookieeSteakIsChewie t1_is785u0 wrote
Well as soon as you find me proof I'll happily change my mind.
jagman69er t1_is7893v wrote
I am working on it!!! You must be a huntet
jagman69er t1_is777n0 wrote
I guess you wouldn’t believe coyotes at Ft Indian town gap either! When i figure out how to post a picture on here i will
WookieeSteakIsChewie t1_is77bt6 wrote
Coyotes are everywhere, no one is denying them. I have them at my house.
jagman69er t1_is77mkt wrote
Then why can’t we have mountain lions?
WookieeSteakIsChewie t1_is77zlo wrote
We could but we don't.
jagman69er t1_is785tm wrote
But we do!!! Just because you haven’t seen any doesn’t mean they aren’t here!
WookieeSteakIsChewie t1_is78gfk wrote
But there aren't. Zero credible evidence of any in the state. For a state with hundreds of thousands of hunters and even more trail cameras, there's no pictures of any.
jagman69er t1_is79jro wrote
They are here
jagman69er t1_is76mmc wrote
I dint have it now but i did!!! You don’t have to believe me , i know what I saw and i believe my brother! Take from it what you will but don’t be afraid to learn something! It was a couger
WookieeSteakIsChewie t1_is77ehs wrote
Was it a Mercury?
jagman69er t1_is77p5v wrote
High end ford
Speakslinux t1_is6bhn6 wrote
Trust me Lancaster County has ALOT around. I lived in Manheim/Mount Joy area most of my life and also spent a lot of time at State Gameland 156. I've seen wildlife. Even saw a bear just out for a leisurely stroll in nearby Middle Creek
Where I live now its not uncommon to see both bear and deer tracks , plus coyotes, foxes are regular visitors....
jagman69er t1_is6bvyc wrote
I live in Lebanon county and have seen a lot of wildlife that isn’t supposed to be here!!! My brother was working at an alpaca farm on colebrook rd. When he saw it while mowing with a tractor
JimboDanks t1_is6ejhm wrote
I know what your saying, but mountain lions are actual creatures that people “own” and set loose. There was a female mountain lion running around northern berks for a bunch of years. At the same time there where a pair of emu’s running around the same area. Nothing like seeing a 5ft tall flightless bird running around the woods to scare the crap out of you.
CharacterBrief9121 t1_is6dy7g wrote
Don’t believe the Bigfoot crap but there’s mountain lions/bobcats in north lycoming
WookieeSteakIsChewie t1_is6q8i0 wrote
Mountain lions are very different than bobcats. Bobcats do live in PA. Mountain lions don't.
CharacterBrief9121 t1_is6xe35 wrote
I went ahead and did some research, the mountain lion federation (MLF not Milf) says there are no population known of mountain lions east of the Rockies minus a small endangered pop in Florida. Wildlife informer goes both ways stating there is not any mountain lions in pa but there have been sightings. PSU explicitly says No cougars in PA. I swear I’ve seen the yellow of a mountain lion. I do not believe there is a significant population. In my neck of the woods it’s sparsely populated with a lot of woods and open unused land I’ve seen plenty of bob cats. Only ever thought I’ve seen a mountain lion a few times. They have lived here before and there is a claim that the last one was killed in the late 1800s but how is somebody in 1870-90 going to be able to verify that claim. I think they went the way of the wolf, virtually becoming something different. Like wolf and “eastern coyote” which I know exists I’ve seen it kill family members chickens that roamed their yard.
twoburgers t1_is7d8le wrote
Right, the MILF federation is for cougars.
CharacterBrief9121 t1_is7dmuw wrote
Mountain lions Like to Fornicate
Farleymcg t1_is6sg4x wrote
The fuck they don’t live here. I saw one bound across a gravel road in pike county and in Sussex county nj. PA is prime mountain lion habitat.
WookieeSteakIsChewie t1_is718ya wrote
Ok. Find me ONE picture of one that can be confirmed to be in PA.
You can't because there aren't any, even though we're covered in game cameras.
fallowcentury t1_is73fnf wrote
I'm with you. it's like, have you been to our woods? I told a ranger two days ago that I got chased for like a quarter mile by a bobcat some years ago. he hadn't heard anything like that before, but it happened to me in black moshannon. so much goes on out here unreported and disbelieved.
Mijbr090490 t1_is7li5p wrote
Yeah and once you spend some time up in those parts, you start to see how a mountain lion or two could roam undetectable for the most part. I saw what I believed to be one almost 20 years ago on Hazard road in Clinton county. There was the carcass of a fawn we saw laying in the road and a tan colored animal with a long, thick tail that went into the woods as we pulled up.
sticky_spiderweb t1_is7mcw0 wrote
Had a mountain lion in my backyard once! To be fair it had escaped from a local zoo but still
Mor_Tearach t1_is7y1ir wrote
I don't see why there wouldn't be though. We live in the woods- no, haven't seen one but there's just SO much area where they could live ( and a huge deer population ) it's not an outrageous idea.
randomnighmare t1_is6kh9q wrote
I want to believe.
Signal_Investigator1 t1_is71jig wrote
If you’ve been in upstate PA, you could see how BF could be there. Miles and miles of woods, creeks, caves, forgotten homesteads, even found old graveyards. Wouldn’t be surprised. BUT never seen one.
justuravgjoe762 t1_is7wsfx wrote
http://www.pabigfootsociety.com/
I sat through a presentation about 12 years or so ago. Still own the T-shirt
jagman69er t1_is7x5bh wrote
I believe that there are bigfoot representatives in pa. . Why can’t there be? We can’t put trail cams up in every square inch of the forest! Just because someone doesn’t get it on camera doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist
hedgerow_hank t1_is6osce wrote
Fucking hell... who let "Dr. Ooze" out again?
Goddammit - whose day is it to watch that slimy shit?
gj13us t1_is7exdi wrote
People refuse to listen to me when I tell them about the albatwitch.
But bring up the brown recluse, and oh my goodness, they all believe in that fairy tale.
Drewcifer81 t1_is88cs4 wrote
Scumlumbia represent?
gj13us t1_is890xi wrote
Not sure what that one is.
Blexcr0id OP t1_is5occ2 wrote
I saw one in Quehanna Wild Area. Definitely real.
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merklegroot t1_is6txql wrote
Is bigfoot just a large dude with bad hygiene?
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jagman69er t1_is7wdf2 wrote
Why is it so hard for people to believe what someone saw without thinking they know everything about nature?? If a tree falls in the woods and you are not there to hear it does it make noise?? We know they do if we are there, but if we aren’t it must be silent!!! Same with wildlife! We can go back and forth on here arguing what we know snd what we think we know until infinity, so who is right??!!
soOccult t1_is83jdr wrote
Bigfoot Sighting in Pittsburgh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc04jIGi3-o
Nurse-88 t1_is8ewnb wrote
There was an article in the newspaper today, informing residents the Pennsylvania Game Commission assures there are no bigfoot creatures in the area.
Someone printed beware of bigfoot signs on DCNR or Game Commission letterhead and attached to trees in various locations.
jagman69er t1_is8f4fm wrote
I don’t have a lot of faith in the game commission telling us the truth on anything
maesterofwargs t1_isc2rew wrote
All I know is the people into it have turned it into a verb - “We’re going ‘Squachin’!” - and I am here for it.
KenMacMillan123 t1_isch0qw wrote
I know he's real because he joined Tenacious D for a while.
jagman69er t1_iscqs46 wrote
Bigfoot did?
KenMacMillan123 t1_isecu86 wrote
Finrodsrod t1_isdbrbv wrote
If he asks you for 3.50 that ain't no Bigfoot!
jagman69er t1_isdhx8j wrote
I would say not
Yomama-22 t1_ish5t7f wrote
Tree fitty
Finrodsrod t1_isj49qp wrote
Go on get outta here, you goddamn Lock Ness Monster!!
Count_Delagrange t1_is62v6z wrote
Oh god oh fuck run
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crispydukes t1_is64u21 wrote
And his name is John Fetterman
Blexcr0id OP t1_is67ymh wrote
Booooo!
CharacterBrief9121 t1_is6e4u3 wrote
Damn feel sorry for the repubs when they lose to Bigfoot. Y’all gonna cry about trump some more or what
crispydukes t1_is6g4da wrote
>Y’all gonna cry about trump some more or what
What is with the left calling everyone they disagree with a nazi, republican, conservative, etc.
I literally got my mail-in ballot yesterday and will be voting for Fetterman tomorrow.
He's still bigfoot.
CharacterBrief9121 t1_is6ocja wrote
It ain’t even winter and I’m seeing snowflakes
Drewcifer81 t1_is889qd wrote
I'm probably voting for him, but that's funny right there.
crispydukes t1_isabxd4 wrote
Thank ya. I've voted for him twice before, and I am voting for him this year as well.
If there has been an increase in bigfoot sightings in the state, he's the reason.
-TheFarce- t1_is5upgz wrote
“Bigfoot is blurry. That's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.”