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sprcpr t1_j6nodre wrote

He will be coated in yellow sugar and buried in a cellophane box.

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Gord_Is_Good t1_j6o0pcc wrote

In remembrance of Mr. Born, I will leave an opened package of Peeps on the kitchen counter until June, when they'll be just right to eat.

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gladysk t1_j6pbk33 wrote

They are mighty delicious when super stale!

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brutustyberius t1_j6n9y74 wrote

Awful how he died. Had his head bit off.

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thewalkingfred t1_j6p3tu5 wrote

I heard someone put him in a microwave and he exploded into sugar magma.

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mattymil t1_j6nbnt6 wrote

I feel like he was just born.

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69FunnyNumberGuy420 t1_j6n8pc7 wrote

It took a while, but he's finally paid for his crime against Easter baskets.

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Brightcab t1_j6oba6f wrote

I don't want to speak ill of the dead, but peeps fucking suck. Someone had to say it.

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noSilverLining13 t1_j6nlruc wrote

This guy was my hero, and I never knew it. I'll miss him.

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CQU617 t1_j6oencr wrote

A legend of Mike & Ike and Peeps.

Rip!

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moody_dudey t1_j6pjeij wrote

One day he was Bob Born and then he Bob Died

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hedgerow_hank t1_j6ot9dq wrote

Did he take his creations with him? Please?

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Boomboom915 t1_j6o94m6 wrote

Leave him sit out for awhile. He'll be better

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Thecrawsome t1_j6pgd2c wrote

Some people just want to watch the world born.

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azsheepdog t1_j6ori4z wrote

Have him sit out in the open for a few weeks and become stale and he will be even better.

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Sayse t1_j6p3lu8 wrote

A man who brought great joy to the world when he introduced his marshmallows to it. And then again when the world introduced his marshmallows to the microwave.

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