Submitted by Castor_and_Pollux123 t3_10q1b5b in Pennsylvania
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69FunnyNumberGuy420 t1_j6n8pc7 wrote
It took a while, but he's finally paid for his crime against Easter baskets.
brutustyberius t1_j6n9y74 wrote
Awful how he died. Had his head bit off.
mattymil t1_j6nbnt6 wrote
I feel like he was just born.
Zenith2017 t1_j6nic5q wrote
OH MY GOD!
Anyway
larryshomework00 t1_j6nl7mw wrote
Peeps? It's a freaking nickname
noSilverLining13 t1_j6nlruc wrote
This guy was my hero, and I never knew it. I'll miss him.
jshrdd_ t1_j6nnfjj wrote
Too soon
sprcpr t1_j6nodre wrote
He will be coated in yellow sugar and buried in a cellophane box.
OvarianSis t1_j6ntweo wrote
Rest in peeps
Gord_Is_Good t1_j6o0pcc wrote
In remembrance of Mr. Born, I will leave an opened package of Peeps on the kitchen counter until June, when they'll be just right to eat.
Boomboom915 t1_j6o94m6 wrote
Leave him sit out for awhile. He'll be better
Brightcab t1_j6oba6f wrote
I don't want to speak ill of the dead, but peeps fucking suck. Someone had to say it.
Big_Red_Like_The_Gum t1_j6od8e3 wrote
HIS FAMILY NAME IS PEEPARELLI!!!!
CQU617 t1_j6oencr wrote
A legend of Mike & Ike and Peeps.
Rip!
azsheepdog t1_j6ori4z wrote
Have him sit out in the open for a few weeks and become stale and he will be even better.
hedgerow_hank t1_j6ot9dq wrote
Did he take his creations with him? Please?
janeway106 t1_j6ouumg wrote
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Sayse t1_j6p3lu8 wrote
A man who brought great joy to the world when he introduced his marshmallows to it. And then again when the world introduced his marshmallows to the microwave.
thewalkingfred t1_j6p3tu5 wrote
I heard someone put him in a microwave and he exploded into sugar magma.
DementedDaveyMeltzer t1_j6p94yf wrote
98 years old. Just a kid.
gladysk t1_j6pbk33 wrote
They are mighty delicious when super stale!
Thecrawsome t1_j6pgd2c wrote
Some people just want to watch the world born.
brutustyberius t1_j6pj1pa wrote
The Easter grass sometimes get stuck to them.
moody_dudey t1_j6pjeij wrote
One day he was Bob Born and then he Bob Died
Castor_and_Pollux123 OP t1_j6n7z9d wrote
Whatever you do, do not microwave Peeps!