My wife and I were in Lancaster at the end of October. There is an amusement park that is closed (for the season, I presume). As we were driving by, I couldn't help but say in my best John Candy voice: "Sorry folks. Park's closed. The moose out front should have told you." It was funny at the time. 😂

Then we went to Intercourse. I was excited when my wife suggested it. Totally not what I was thinking.....