One year I missed 3 deer in the woods, and was driving home from a friends house during hunting season and hit a deer, called my dad to come help since I couldn’t open the hood, and to bring a knife since the deer was laying by the side of the road, wanted to end things quickly for her, dad shows up we pop the hood find the car is fine and I grab the knife to walk over to the deer, she jumped up and ran away like nothing had happened. My dad looks at me and said “you miss in the woods and then decide to throw your car at one and still can’t even kill it” in the most sarcastic tone I’ve ever heard him speak in