Ok. I understand that this person must have ridden the short bus to school so I shouldn't be surprised by this.

BUT.... is he or she buying or selling, what will it be used for? (Got to ask these questions, people are into some real kinky shit nowadays), will they be using a turkey baster or will be the good old... yinz go ahead man, she's all yours, I'm going to the bar and watch the Stiller's game?