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Proof-Variation7005 t1_j6uau4d wrote

text while you're getting a haircut, just not while you're driving.

Most barbers and stylists would probably not like the first part.

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briechies OP t1_j6ub2ft wrote

But shouldn’t it rhyme..? Ive been trying to find the rhyming word!

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Proof-Variation7005 t1_j6unw43 wrote

I’m not sure it’s there. I’m focused on how rude it’d be to text during a haircut now

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Crow_T_Robot t1_j6v1wpa wrote

I've been to a few places that have windows in the capes they put on you so you can play on your phone while they cut your hair. It does seem very rude but small businesses might not have much of a choice.

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whatsaphoto t1_j6x1ly3 wrote

Never underestimate the level of blissfully disconnected some companies can be when they try to relate to younger generations in order to get them to spend money at their business.

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woobnut t1_j6ue753 wrote

Brought to you by the same ad agency that worked up “Cooler Warmer”

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rocketmonkeys t1_j6v9doh wrote

Wait, did you just come up with that? That sounds like a MILLION dollar idea!

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chaoticnormal t1_j6uidjb wrote

Pretty sure a confusing picture billboard isn't the best way to get a quick message across without distracting drivers but ok, Rhode Island.

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SenorPoppy t1_j6wtbml wrote

yea i stopped in the middle lane of 95 while i tried to decipher it.

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ovary-achiever t1_j6wrgxf wrote

This

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SonOfAnakin t1_j6uhxx9 wrote

Text and dye, just don’t text and drive.

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HotConcrete t1_j6udv41 wrote

Text and clip, just don’t text and drive your whip?

Text and cut hair, just don’t text and charioteer?

Text and chat with your tonsorialist, just don’t text and type with the motorist?

Dunno.

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whatsaphoto t1_j6x1y0g wrote

> Text and chat with your tonsorialist, just don’t text and type with the motorist?

Really rolls off the tongue, doesn't it.

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XXIII0XCIII t1_j6vn3uq wrote

This billboard was On Time ✔️ and Under Budget ✔️

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gianaaaa t1_j6urxma wrote

this sign aggravates me every single time I drive by it literally makes NO sense worst advertising I've seen in my life

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Coincel_pro t1_j6ubi03 wrote

Text and change your hair color at a barbershop dont text and walk towards a car

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Unique-Public-8594 t1_j6uatpk wrote

Text (and end up at the barber)

Or

Just drive and don’t text.

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Plantemon t1_j6v3d3w wrote

Take your eyes off the road and stare at this sign that makes no sense and crash your car. Just don’t text and drive!

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tombombadilismyboy t1_j6vnyf6 wrote

Thank you so much for making this post. Been puzzling over this for weeks and never thought to ask the sub.

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bambooboi t1_j6vsoco wrote

What a dumb fucking billboard

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No_Future_2020 t1_j6wy916 wrote

Brought to you by the folks that came up with “Cooler and Warmer?”

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jules13131382 t1_j6uy6w3 wrote

Text and age regress….don’t text and drive

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1deator t1_j6v596k wrote

Got you talking about it! ;)

I clicked this post before I saw what sub it was on, and I saw the Cove Metal and said "is this in Rhode Island?"

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noobengland t1_j6vnbjn wrote

Text and glow up, just don’t text and blow up

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ma2566 t1_j6vw654 wrote

Text and Bob’s Big Boy near a barber pole, don’t text and Weebles car

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Sad-Dog-3341 t1_j6wjukc wrote

The irony lol.

Look away from the road to decipher this billboard, but don't look away from the road to read a text

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joltingjoey t1_j6wnwf4 wrote

So, while you're reading and pondering this billboard, you crash into the car ahead of you.

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Simon_Jester88 t1_j6woi4u wrote

I was distracted by trying to figure out what it meant and then I crashed my car

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ChaosAfoot t1_j6wxdcs wrote

Text in the barber seat, not in the driver seat

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tourfwenty t1_j6xards wrote

It means being distracted by looking at your phone is bad but being distracted by looking at billboards, video billboards, traffic message signs, and cops hiding is perfectly fine.

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anothertimewaster t1_j6xmm7y wrote

They needed to spend our tax dollars on something so they could claim they need more.

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chesbyiii t1_j6xx6mq wrote

Text and ManBarberPolePompadore. just don't text and car.

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imuniqueaf t1_j70nbhg wrote

I'm not sure, call Wayne.

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mianrezooy t1_j6usxfz wrote

Text while your getting a haircut. Just don’t text and drive lol.

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noobengland t1_j6vn57m wrote

Text and support a small business owner, just don’t text and drive or you’ll be a goner…?

😜

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Observedpiano t1_j6wk9rq wrote

Text and Dye . It's that the new slogan now.

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ddcrash t1_j72obm2 wrote

I've been in a dangerous driving situation looking at this sign and trying to figure it out. Its a conspiracy that runs almost as deep as the the Carlo Rossi/Barefoot incident.

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dramaticlobsters t1_j7fr4wf wrote

It means they wasted money on a graphic designer.

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