Submitted by shahahahaha t3_y1o8u5 in RhodeIsland
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[deleted] t1_irynb2e wrote
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Trees-Make-Love t1_irzhnob wrote
Easy Dennis’
FlashbackBob t1_iryrg6u wrote
Bring back flavored vapes. This reminds me of the guy who ran for Governor of Tennessee in 2010: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-SqMYknI
maybebullshitmaybe t1_irz8u1r wrote
Haha omg. Is he drunk or just a mess?
nubman2000 t1_irznvq3 wrote
Wow
whatsaphoto t1_is0x6my wrote
"I'm going to physically relocate the capital in order to clean house and get rid of the backroom politics"
D- Does this guy think backroom politics actually occur in dedicated backrooms?
FezzikSPrestonEsq t1_is01l0q wrote
Come on kids I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!
bambooboi t1_irytwsc wrote
Gizz
Oblivious-abe-69 t1_iryrfvg wrote
Well they’ve got my vote
Sovereign-State t1_irz2rto wrote
"Bring back flavored vapes"? That's the slogan you decided to put on your sign? The catch-phase and cornerstone of your campaign?
Holy hell.
whatsaphoto t1_is0xe28 wrote
And they ask why libertarians/3rd party candidates never get the turnout they forecast
poobobo t1_irzzn99 wrote
I like it tbh. He's trying to convey his youthfulness.
Wwdeck t1_irynzx8 wrote
Is that a soft G?
FjordExplorher t1_iryod49 wrote
Yes, as in the bukkake remake of Cinderella.
tommygfunke t1_irytf04 wrote
Dammit, alright you're governor now
PurinaHall0fFame t1_iryy194 wrote
Now I'm imagining a lewd version of the song the mice sing, but with his name instead of hers
MarlKarx-1818 t1_is07azp wrote
It is my god given right to puff fat clouds and get popcorn lung.
maybebullshitmaybe t1_irza2tv wrote
With the other choices we have.....is this even that bad? 😂
jaydizz t1_is0gcgq wrote
Libertarians are always that bad.
Crunchious1 t1_is25nqz wrote
How so?
jaydizz t1_is2k1kn wrote
They take the worst, most harmful and ineffective economic policies of conservatives and combine them with watered-down versions of liberal social policies.
medicmachinist38 t1_is02d4c wrote
Was thinking the same thing
give_me_wine t1_irz8aid wrote
They spelled millennial wrong 😂
Odd-Independent4640 t1_is0hfj7 wrote
Nah it’s short for millennial in denial, pronounced “MILL-uh-nye-ull”
kamikazekenny420 t1_iryhpae wrote
There's still a problem getting flavored vapes? There are plenty of shops that still sell it.
buddhamanjpb t1_iryj2wp wrote
Can't get them through mail order which is way way cheaper than the vape stores. It was never about "health or the kids". It's about missed tax revenue.
sandsonik t1_is0wkp4 wrote
Don't do it. I used to order cigarettes through the mail. You don't want to see the tax bill you'll pay when the state catches up to you. Trust me, I cried that day.
And the worst part was, I had quit smoking over a year before, so I felt like I should catch a break. I mean their sin tax caused me to stop smoking. Isn't that supposedly what they wanted?
WarExciting t1_iryk4vq wrote
No, sorry, it IS about the kids. When you can make nicotine, THC or fentanyl taste like grape, strawberry or bubble gum you make it more likely children will want to or be willing to try it.
buddhamanjpb t1_iryl0q6 wrote
So why is it that I can walk into any liquor store right now and buy Swedish Fish and cotton candy vodka, and a slew of other candy flavored booze that could kill someone?
You could literally put fentanyl in anything and make it harmful.
I bet you believe people put THC in Halloween candy too lol.
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MonkeysDontEvolve t1_iryu4tp wrote
Dude they do it anyway. I was just in Switzerland. At 16 kids get out of exams and go right the packy for a 6 of wine coolers. The world keeps on spinning.
LionMcTastic t1_irz0dvo wrote
maybebullshitmaybe t1_irz9li4 wrote
Haha
"It's on the rise! FOX News told me!"
(Checks data)
Down 55% to the lowest it's been in 30 years.
"FOX News wouldn't lie to me"
🧠🤣
mkmck t1_is05dfz wrote
As are most of the fuckwads that spend their days glued to Fox "News".
eightbitbrain t1_is0ahwz wrote
Kid flavored ... Phrasing
Tzames t1_irykghg wrote
Fentanyl? Lol okay
WarExciting t1_iryo1yn wrote
LionMcTastic t1_iryzz1l wrote
Oh boy, Fox telling you what you should be afraid of? Never! Same shit as the "they're putting edibles in your kid's Halloween candy" rhetoric.
mkmck t1_is0558o wrote
...and child-eating pedos in the basement of a DC pizza shop. Fox viewers are dumber than a box of rocks.
tommygfunke t1_irytsbi wrote
Pearl-clutching fear-mongering AT BEST. This makes no sense at all.
OrdersFriesEveryTime t1_is06dhl wrote
If you know anything about central Pennsylvania (aka Pennsyltuckey to us natives), you’d know flavored vapes are the least of their problems with opioids. And if you consumed any information outside of Faux News, you’d know that the opioid epidemic conflates their completely backwards “solutions” rooted in aggravating racism and ignoring poverty. Issues that progressives (not libertarians and conservatives) actually care to solve.
For the record, this Gizz person is very likely a complete clown and Libertarians are just Republicans who think they’re the smartest person in the room. Just thought I’d provide something for you to read since you Fox News people are such cRiTiCaL tHiNkErS.
maybebullshitmaybe t1_irz97tw wrote
🤣 Every comment you've made here is hilarious. I wish it was satire but you're actually being serious. They can really convince boomers of the dumbest shit if they throw it up on FOX 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Oblivious-abe-69 t1_iryrjyo wrote
Yeah but I want the mango flavor, Fuck these kids
Catswagger11 t1_is09em7 wrote
Shop recommendation?
wrap_urXhaustpipes t1_is0n8h7 wrote
I think I used to work with him way back in the day for a Verizon door to door campaign. He was always a nice guy
Desperate_Expert_952 t1_is29z30 wrote
Gizz has my vote. Honestly I hate McKee the more I see and hear him. I don’t trust Kalus at all.
r0se_buds t1_is0jsz3 wrote
This is my friend's brother!
lolabeanz59 t1_is0nlz0 wrote
Millennial is spelt wrong 😂 good sign though
turboda t1_is2lhb1 wrote
Beats democrats.
[deleted] t1_is53ant wrote
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huh_phd t1_iryi61a wrote
I laughed id vote
BitterStatus9 t1_irz18l1 wrote
Endorsed by Patricia Morgan, no doubt.
Autumn_in_Ganymede t1_irz1kgr wrote
ew
saucyB52 t1_irylk0b wrote
fanzerella smashes the juke box and suddenly its not broken
a 7 inch record in slow mo roles out and it spins like a flicked quarter all rotating n drawn out
after a while it lands on the thingamajing n the hmmmm im runnin on empty folks
help a brother out
Blubomberikam t1_iryhkgq wrote
Strange they didnt lead with their party's stances on child labor and age of consent.