Submitted by skippyspk t3_yl25bo in RhodeIsland
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Accurate-Historian-7 t1_iuw62i9 wrote
Rim job is actually referring to a car repair in this case. The pot holes are so bad that even when people are watching porn they are thinking about that pot hole they hit earlier in the day.
buddhamanjpb t1_iuwffuw wrote
DAMN IT! I came here to make this joke. Well played.
Accurate-Historian-7 t1_iuwgfjx wrote
Hahahaha It just had to be said!
skippyspk OP t1_iuws7r7 wrote
Take my upvote!
MathBookModel t1_iuwmmkr wrote
“Naked women” is almost… wholesome.
“Lesbian yoga” is an oddly specific niche. And “quickie”? Are they that pressed for time in North Dakota?
Alindquizzle t1_iuxzbne wrote
Yeah..and we’re just not gonna talk about Iowa
cake_piss_can t1_iuw2vx3 wrote
Wtf is going on in Idaho?
freya_of_milfgaard t1_iuwiieu wrote
Big state, big women.
notevilfellow t1_iuxzbmo wrote
SNU SNU!
therealDrA t1_iuwtnfv wrote
Nothing good.
Simon_Jester88 t1_iuw12iz wrote
Wow, the lack of sunlight fucks with Alaskans on a sexual level.
huh_phd t1_iuw79ci wrote
North Carolina needs some help
FjordExplorher t1_iuw0uo1 wrote
Keep it classy RI, use tossed salad instead.
DisastrousFudge3593 t1_iuw3omm wrote
What is Furry? Mississippi … you okay ?
invadrzim t1_iuwmv5f wrote
Save your innocence, don’t look it up
notevilfellow t1_iuxznfw wrote
The "you okay?" says he already did
fuckpudding t1_iux3ali wrote
Wtf is tribbing, VT?
moontburnt t1_iv0d488 wrote
Lesbian scissoring
Funtimewrecker t1_iv0ksun wrote
Word of the day kids
Jexsica t1_iv2eyse wrote
Amazing stuff.
Funny-Berry-807 t1_iuwd9f1 wrote
Dumb. There is no way at least one of these wasn't duplicated in another state.
Proof-Variation7005 t1_iuwgv2r wrote
Typically these things take the most popular result that isn't in #1 in another state so it favors the disproportionately weird things.
RIChowderIsBest t1_iuxccn5 wrote
Exactly, more general categories are most definitely more popular than rim job in RI
huh_phd t1_iuw78cn wrote
The good ole rusty trombone
Proof-Variation7005 t1_iuwp51h wrote
My favorite entry in this is the Alaska one cause it's definitely skewed by that part of Alaska that's dark for 4 months and they just want to see something they know will have the sun in it.
johnnyrockets527 t1_iuwxc5w wrote
I got into eating ass last year. I’m taking the credit for this one, boys.
Proof-Variation7005 t1_iuwcigb wrote
I'm a little surprised at changing tastes. Just a few years ago, we were a solid "creampie" state. Just shows that societies and tastes change, I guess.
Also, who is still using pornhub? Do these people still have to close their AOL Instant Messenger and Napster to free up the bandwidth before firing up Internet Explorer and logging in? Or are people just relying on the first result that AltaVista gave them?
SecretPeoples t1_iuwlawe wrote
What sites do you recommend over pornhub? …asking for a friend.
Proof-Variation7005 t1_iuwootb wrote
In lieu of directly suggesting one, I'd say that if you were to look at the wikipedia for the 'hub, you'd see it's the 3rd most popular site in its category and say the #1 and #2 options are ahead of it for a good reason.
buddhamanjpb t1_iuwfnst wrote
Virginia is boring as fuck lol
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Funtimewrecker t1_iv0kyvw wrote
Welcome to RI the RImjob state!
Frequent_Ad_7824 t1_iuwbij6 wrote
Lol rimjob
hugothebear t1_iuyeely wrote
Florida really loves british broadcasting
Hanamii- t1_iuysncq wrote
Maine is wild and Texas I stand with
Ragnaroknight t1_iuw3p5s wrote
Why would someone want to see a rimjob?
umru316 t1_iuyajim wrote
I appreciate that they let Utah submit a religious waiver from participating.
moontburnt t1_iv0d9dp wrote
Idk if this was a joke or not but there’s a HUGE market for Mormon porn lol
umru316 t1_iv0djde wrote
Joke feels like a strong word given how bad it was, but it wasn't serious. I knew it was mormon porn, I didn't know that was a popular genre
skippyspk OP t1_iuvzwgw wrote
Can’t spell rimjob without RI!