Submitted by trtltnk17 t3_z80ww2 in RhodeIsland
Proof-Variation7005 t1_iy9neb3 wrote
I'd maybe focus on the fact that this is a bluff.
Unless your landlord works in a fucking crimelab, he's not going to be able to match random dog shit to a DNA sample on demand. This is just a prelude to the blaming whoever your landlord suspects to be responsible at an opportunity that's convenient.
And if your landlord does work in a crimelab? You can probably get them fired for bringing dog shit into work.
the_falconator t1_iy9y6y0 wrote
There are actually multiple companies that do the testing, I think its a bit ridiculous though, especially because it could be a dog walking by that doesn't even live there.
Proof-Variation7005 t1_iya8ju0 wrote
"i got in the wrong business" - that guy, hopefully
whatnodeaddogwilleat t1_iycytto wrote
As a boring suburban human, this is blowing my mind. What technology we have.
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