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Proof-Variation7005 t1_iz5sy2y wrote

>why do people try to cut me off while I'm already going over the speed limit (85mph in the 65mph zone)

Because we want to go 90 mph? Duh.

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>then they will slow down when they get in front of me?

Oh, I'm sorry, have you never changed your mind before? 90 felt a little too fast.

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>turn signals?

WTF are those?

> when you are on the highway and it is empty like no traffic in miles, don't match the speed of the car next to you so no one can pass you

The chances of making a new friend while driving at the exact same speed as them on the highway aren't great, but they're greater than 0%. You plan lowers those odds. Sorry, I'm siding with my new friend and you're no longer invited to go skiing with us.

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> for the people with the loud exhaust, please stop driving your slow car in the city in the middle of the night some of us work for a living.

Sorry, can't hear you.

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>stop using the middle lane on mineral springs to cut through traffic.

Moses used the middle lane of traffic to cut through the Red Sea, which is rich with many minerals.

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Nighthawk9997 t1_iz5tcqy wrote

Ahahaha, best one was the Moses one, I was mad but now I'm happy, thank you.

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Proof-Variation7005 t1_iz5wdgd wrote

i paused, read it back,, realized i hadn't gotten insane enough to make the point and I absolutely refuse to use that amateur hour slash s thing to indicate a joke.

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