What a complete steaming mess of crap. I'll tell you what this is about: the government infringing on our rights. This whole peanut allergy thing has gone too far.

Are the feds gonna bust through my door to confiscate all my jars of peanut butter?

And what self-respecting man doesn't enjoy a gun flavored peanutbutter and jelly sammich?

I'm through with these totalitarian peanut allergy gestapo-commie ninjas. If I want a peanutbutter gun and jelly sammich, nobody can say otherwise. If this right isn't in the constitution already then it should be. My body; my choice.