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wyldweasil t1_j41knjj wrote

She doesn't just do Route 6 Kia commercials, it's a national ad where they just change the read for each dealership's name.

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bill-nye-finance-guy t1_j41ygt1 wrote

I would also like to know who she is, but if she mysteriously disappears, I was never here

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damionrux t1_j425tz0 wrote

If she asks to be paid, don’t give more than a dime.

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possiblecoin t1_j42aa9d wrote

Who watches commercials? That's what fast forward and/or looking at your phone are for.

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drkpic t1_j435ct0 wrote

Call them. Ask for Mark Franco and ask who the advertising agency is.

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timmyc02 t1_j436r92 wrote

Running joke with my daughter .. I take the audio from the commercials and rename the file something fun. Send it to her and sit back with devils ears laughing my ass off.

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xombieparts t1_j436zv0 wrote

I thought you were asking so you could make her disappear..... Please

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blueimac540c t1_j43cpjp wrote

This is like the d'oliviera and associates ad- or Mark E Salamone & Morelli in CT... Someone else in Jersey etc

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Nyko_36 t1_j43eyyu wrote

Was down in Florida over the summer. She was there too.

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derpbeluga t1_j445d0j wrote

Radio car commercials in RI have taught me two things:

-I will never ever ever ever ever buy a KIA. Ever. Fuck that commercial. Swaaaaaaaaanseeeaaaaaaa. Fuck.

-I will probably never buy a Mitsubishi either, because that other dude is flexing that while all brands have nothing left to sell, he has his whole lot full! That tells me all I need to know about the desirability of Mitsubishi vehicles.

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cbri t1_j44s8h7 wrote

I think you really want to find her, and punish her for those commercials lol

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AmazingTast t1_j457zw9 wrote

That commercial is a national campaign. She isn’t local. The accent the actors are doing is mimicking old film noir detective movies, not the Rhode Island accent. They use that ad all over the country. That’s why every time they say the dealership name the words are slightly spaced out. They edit together the dealer name from a list of recorded phrases.

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Brndrll t1_j46im89 wrote

She was the voice of Scott Elder Dream Cars back in Austin, TX before I moved here in 2018. I associate her voice with red flags.

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Total-Flight120 t1_j46ip7l wrote

Can’t change the channel fast enough when that commercial comes on

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Low-Medical t1_j4cbq3f wrote

Replying to wyldweasil (#1,341,647)

Yeah! I heard this same commercial up in Maine the other day, for a totally different dealership - I don't think it was even a Kia dealership. I think the same is true of the "Heavy Hitter" - it's an advertising package. I heard another Heavy Hitter commercial down south somewhere - either Alabama or Georgia.

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Low-Medical t1_j4cn045 wrote

Replying to wyldweasil (#1,361,909)

Yes! I just looked it up - there's a compilation of all of them on YouTube, but I'm not sure how to post it here - just look up "Heavy Hitter Law Ads" on YouTube. Same jingle, but they change the lyrics to match the phone number: e.g. "Call the Heavy Hitter don't hesitate, call 1 800 LAW 2888", "Call the Heavy Hitter don't be a hero, Call 1 800 LAW 2220", etc. Pretty amazing.

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