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Having a day off to do nothing is considered bad if you’re depressed but good if you’re not depressed

Submitted by themetahumancrusader t3_10omhwu on January 29, 2023 at 11:42 PM

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A rock might have spent over 260 million years in the ocean trying to get to the beach just to get thrown out in the water again

Submitted by Waoonet t3_yil2mp on October 31, 2022 at 6:52 PM

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With age, every sport becomes an extreme sport

Submitted by kattmaskinen t3_127wuuk on March 31, 2023 at 7:45 PM

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66% of multi-billion dollar movies have featured Zoe Saldana painted blue or green

Submitted by Thalesian t3_10itx3m on January 22, 2023 at 8:53 PM

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Every single person in the world who reads a novel will have a different image of the characters and scenes that they read

Submitted by JenJen3508 t3_zzb8d8 on December 30, 2022 at 8:54 PM

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Whoever said its better to have loved and lost than to never have loved, clearly never dated a narcissist

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yf17iu on October 27, 2022 at 7:38 PM

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It takes longer to make a cold pizza than a hot pizza

Submitted by PandaKing185 t3_ycu0ke on October 25, 2022 at 2:51 AM

209 comments

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The fact that we are still Rick Rolling people is evidence that we, indeed, are never gonna give it up

Submitted by MarinersFan28 t3_zxi16w on December 28, 2022 at 7:10 PM

52 comments

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Whoever first observed the red-eyes camera flash effect must have thought the subject of the photo was possessed or something.

Submitted by StaleTheBread t3_zx62e9 on December 28, 2022 at 10:12 AM

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Adults that act like children a majority of their life result in their children having to act like adults for a majority of theirs.

Submitted by Hardcorish t3_1205unh on March 24, 2023 at 2:13 AM

130 comments

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You are required to already have clothes if you want to go clothes shopping.

Submitted by Kul3yy t3_zwl93u on December 27, 2022 at 5:41 PM

175 comments

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The ultimate biological weapon is stupid people

Submitted by thefakegateoo t3_11bzu4u on February 25, 2023 at 11:59 PM

187 comments

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Most of society’s problems derive from people holding everyone else to higher standards than they hold themselves

Submitted by Scatterbrained247365 t3_yegjm7 on October 27, 2022 at 2:50 AM

116 comments

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Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived.

Submitted by jsw9000 t3_11d83x6 on February 27, 2023 at 9:57 AM

144 comments

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A bad day that starts out bad is better than a bad day that starts out good

Submitted by addy_daddy_07 t3_yg0unt on October 28, 2022 at 9:18 PM

79 comments

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Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it.

Submitted by YouAnswerToMe t3_10q6yj7 on January 31, 2023 at 6:45 PM

123 comments

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January is next week, next month, and next year

Submitted by PortugueseBenny t3_zynrmn on December 30, 2022 at 2:00 AM

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You know you’re old when your birth year starts being used as a flashback in movies

Submitted by Ocars22 t3_10o2gye on January 29, 2023 at 8:01 AM

156 comments

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A chemistry teacher is a bunch of atoms explaining what atoms are

Submitted by IntelligentPassion7 t3_z7lvr3 on November 29, 2022 at 6:37 AM

83 comments

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Eight likes on your Instagram picture sounds awful but eight compliments in real life sounds fantastic.

Submitted by mister_gabada t3_zzxqd6 on December 31, 2022 at 4:26 PM

20 comments

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Adoption is the 'skip intro' button for parenting.

Submitted by thedbm t3_10pp2s7 on January 31, 2023 at 4:53 AM

72 comments

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Someone still remembers you as an asshole for something you probably don't even remember doing.

Submitted by lucius789 t3_yi9f5w on October 31, 2022 at 11:44 AM

204 comments

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Pornos are the one type of movie where the more you like the start the less likely you are to finish it

Submitted by Mashworth13 t3_11bphlc on February 25, 2023 at 4:48 PM

57 comments

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Kids realize what you did for them and appreciate it once they have kids of their own. Spouses or SOs don’t realize or appreciate it until you’re gone.

Submitted by Yourfaceis-23 t3_zwu56k on December 27, 2022 at 11:45 PM

167 comments

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The 1984 Dune film makes a lot more sense if The Spice is referred to as Space Cocaine instead.

Submitted by neoengel t3_zy7oq8 on December 29, 2022 at 3:12 PM

128 comments

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