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Showerthoughts_Mod t1_ja7yod5 wrote

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Roderie94 t1_ja82ndv wrote

Sure you can. Just write a detailed description of how you kill yourself.

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Klayman55 t1_ja8mo2a wrote

The more time you spend on your autobiography the less time you spend living it.

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soda-jerk t1_ja940ki wrote

You only need to continue writing up to the point where you die. If that's not possible, you can also have a ghostwriter finish it for you, and it still counts as an autobiography.

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ExitSweaty4959 t1_ja9agnx wrote

Replying to soda-jerk (#2,068,465)

"I'm in my hospital bed now. I don't think I'm too good. Is this how I die?" Is the last note left on the subject's autobiography manuscript. Underneath this line there's just a blotch of paint where we can imagine was where his fountain pen fell.

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