Submitted by thefakegateoo t3_11bzu4u in Showerthoughts
shottylaw t1_ja145xz wrote
I'm pretty sure the ultimate biological weapon is the air in daycare facilities
theWildBore t1_ja159me wrote
Didiaper oxide is lethal
mhk98 t1_ja1z6rd wrote
You’re thinking of diaper dioxide actually: DiaperO_2
contextsdontmatter t1_ja26whq wrote
But in all seriousness Daycare workers never seem free of URIs during winter
Breakfest-burrito t1_ja29z1z wrote
Uri?
witchinthewalls_ t1_ja2am68 wrote
Upper respiratory infections (colds(usually))
ZestyLife54 t1_ja2uaqq wrote
Upper Respiratory Infection
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mrfitty t1_ja1pclr wrote
I think you may have proved the OP's point. Are toddlers not tiny stupid people?..
violentmilkshake72 t1_ja1qnyi wrote
Tiny stupid drunk people
-OmarLittle- t1_ja1ui31 wrote
with a death wish all the time - yet can still remain adorable. It's so conflicting.
vkapadia t1_ja1zwaj wrote
My wife works at a daycare. Can confirm this is true.
Incredulous_Toad t1_ja21gyw wrote
Kids are just buckets of disease.
vkapadia t1_ja23veo wrote
Yup. Her immune system is stronger now, but when she first worked there she'd come home sniffly all the time.
KickBassColonyDrop t1_ja20lhc wrote
Tough call. They don't develop object permanence for several years. I think you need that in order to qualify as someone being stupid. If their brains can't remember that because their eyes can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there, then it's impossible to claim they're stupid. In fact, claiming that they're stupid is on of itself stupid. You neeny.
ScarTheGoth t1_ja14vrv wrote
Can confirm. My cousin worked in one and got Covid twice.
Sumpm t1_ja1mtph wrote
Possibly cruise ships
DarkGengar94 t1_ja21bcj wrote
What about old ppl smell?
Old lady was near the register the other day and I was dam choking
clmont07 t1_ja2etzm wrote
Jj. Jjn
Desperate-Fix-9930 t1_ja266dc wrote
Children of mass destruction
FranKing0807 t1_ja16tu0 wrote
>the air in daycare facilities
Have you been to a daycare, like ever? What the f🦆k kind of health inspector just allows the daycare to constantly smell like someone just opened 20 diapers on a summer day at the dump? Are your kids and/or you ok, u/shottylaw?
shottylaw t1_ja1ctrq wrote
I'm referring to the fact that kids are always sick, and daycares spread that wildly. Settle down
peter13g t1_ja1dirr wrote
I thought that was obvious, I never caught the flu… until I had a child. They just cough and sneeze right into your face and then laugh when you freak out.
asyoucommandstan t1_ja1j7zx wrote
and people ask why I dont want kids. Tack that reason on to the list I already have that's a mile long.
0r0B0t0 t1_ja1qzft wrote
Last week I got hand foot and mouth disease so bad I’m partially blind now. It should get better in few weeks. I hope anyway.
shottylaw t1_ja1r4qv wrote
Oh man, that sucks! I also got that when my kid was in daycare. Worst sore throat of my life
Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho t1_ja1xnn5 wrote
Shit bro, last year August. We send the 1 yo to daycare 5yo to kinder, 10yo to 4th. We had:
Stomach flu. 2 times
Flu. 1 time
A covid virus ( not 19)
Cold 2 times
We mask at home when someone is sick. This week is the only one we haven't been sick, one gets sick 3 days later the next one... just keep going
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