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dysfunctionalpress t1_ja9doxx wrote

i could die while taking a normal breath of fresh air, but not from it.

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Nimelennar t1_ja9x18t wrote

If you have the right immune conditions, there are enough germs in fresh air to kill you.

And there are quite a few allergens in fresh air, as well.

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tmRae_Rae_ t1_jaaikx5 wrote

"Don't even breath or I'll shoot you" breathes a normal breath of fresh air Bang

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dysfunctionalpress t1_jaa9vjs wrote

i don't have those immune conditions.

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Want_To_Live_To_100 t1_jaac6i9 wrote

You could develop them… easily don’t be so cocky

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dysfunctionalpress t1_jaadayd wrote

the point is- i don't have them, so taking a normal breath of fresh air isn't going to kill me. i could die while breathing, but not because of it.

believe me- i don't like being so cocky either...size 18 shoes aren't easy to come by in a lot of styles.

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GarretTheGrey t1_jaarnq6 wrote

Most likely your last breath would be of fresh air.

Unless you drown in a latrine I guess?

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dysfunctionalpress t1_jaarz8e wrote

but it still wouldn't be the cause said death.

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GarretTheGrey t1_jaasnrh wrote

Pfft 100% of people who breathe air die.

The stats don't lie, Marvin!

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ChainSword20000 t1_jac6cip wrote

Not quite. There are a few recorded instances, including moses, John the beloved, and Elijah among others.

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Nimelennar t1_jaao8mg wrote

Oh, sure, but I don't think OP's "you" is referring to you, specifically, but rather people in general. Like the "you" in "You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone."

So you "you" might not be at significant risk of dying from a breath of fresh air, but it's totally as thing that a indefinite "you" could totally die from.

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Aggressive_Village46 t1_ja9mq9i wrote

you could die from fresh air bubbles injected in your blood stream

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Want_To_Live_To_100 t1_jaacf2v wrote

The spirit of the statement is any “thing” not some specific action. Too much air and you can die.

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Jeanboyx3 OP t1_ja9eslo wrote

You could accidentally have swallowed your own saliva while inhaling a normal breath of air, causing you to choke, and depending on the circumstances, lead you to loosing consciousness, which in turn, might lead to a head injury that leads to death

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Adamant3--D t1_jaa26o9 wrote

Then you died of saliva not oxygen

>while inhaling a normal breath of air

And you literally used the word "while" 😂 how dumb are you?

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Ginandexhaustion t1_jabr76h wrote

Dude you never use “while”, when trying to establish causality. That’s just lazy and wrong,

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Jeanboyx3 OP t1_ja9f34d wrote

Or you could breathe too much oxygen, leading to oxygen toxicity, leading to death

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Affectionate_Draw_43 t1_ja9jfte wrote

Technically, you can only die from things that are within a radius of <time in seconds> * <speed of light>

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jmpires t1_jadnf2e wrote

Probably you mean <time in seconds yet to live> but you (as well as an awful lot of people) can just as well die next year of exposure to supernova gamma radiation emitted a couple centuries ago, 201 light years away

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Tiggy26668 t1_jab1zfd wrote

Just because you can’t see something doesn’t mean it can’t kill you.

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raff7 t1_jac49m8 wrote

It’s not just about not being able to see it.. it’s about it being unable to affect you in any way.. the speed of light is not just about light, it’s about causality

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Traditional_Layer_75 t1_ja9i9q0 wrote

I´m pretty sure I can´t die from lack of uranium in my bloodstream

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Stellar_Jester t1_jaartqn wrote

Unless uranium happens to be the antidote.

I hope you enjoyed your dinner.

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Tiggy26668 t1_jab281y wrote

Turns out that just a pinch is the secret to immortality

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silver_arrow666 t1_jaa0gam wrote

You mostly die because of cell death. Drowning? Lack of oxygen, sad mitochondria, cell death. Smoke? Carbon monoxide prevents your hemoglobin from delivering oxygen to your cell, cell death. Cancer? Your body cannot bring needed materials to your cell (since the cancer is taking it all), cell death. Hunger? No food, no energy for your cells, cell death. Fire? Proteins denaturing, cell death (also some other reactions, but that is already enough to kill your cells). EVERYTHING IS CELL DEATH!

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Tiggy26668 t1_jab2f6t wrote

Wouldn’t cancer be excessive cell growth?…….

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Originu1 t1_jabgh9d wrote

Which means less nutrition for other cells

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giasumaru t1_jabjdm1 wrote

When we are no longer able to stave off the sweet embrace of entropy.

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lostmypwcanihaveurs t1_jabv1mm wrote

Entropy is a bitch, yo.

I've heard it argued that oxygen reacts with most of what humans are made of on a level that we're essentially slowly burning to death from the moment we're born. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being absolutely bonkers, how unhinged does that sound?

Also, does lack of sleep cause cell death? Seems like you might be the guy to ask.

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silver_arrow666 t1_jabvdca wrote

Yeah, and the only reason we're not constantly on fire is because the oxidation reaction is too slow to be self-sustaining, and it doesn't get hot enough. Regarding sleep deprivation I don't know a lot about it (you need a neurologist or a biologist, and I'm a chemist), but probably yes, since your life sustaining systems would shut down, causing cell death.

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Tiggy26668 t1_jab1j3q wrote

Theories can be wrong, so theoretically anything is true, until it isn’t.

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MerylSquirrel t1_jabpss8 wrote

While true, I once read an interesting point that there are actually only two causes of death: oxygen deprivation and/or head trauma. Literally every other way of dying, what actually kills you is one of those.

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lostmypwcanihaveurs t1_jabv61h wrote

The disease won't kill you, but the symptoms might.

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

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Ginandexhaustion t1_jabr2g9 wrote

If you swallow saliva you don’t choke on it. Choking comes from something going down without being swallowed.

And the amount of saliva in our mouths could easily be coughed up instead of choking you.

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Ginandexhaustion t1_jabqpse wrote

How can playing guitar kill me? Or clicking a mouse, or thinking?

Tons of things don’t cause death.

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raff7 t1_jac4eow wrote

It depends what you click with that mouse..

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Cartman300 t1_jacbute wrote

Playing that guitar near my window might not kill you, but this brick i'm about to throw certainly will.

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IsThatJed_ t1_jabum7z wrote

How about breathing, sleeping, waking up, standing, sitting, breathing, living, taking a shower, playing an instrument, writing, drawing, painting (not the one that has extreme fumes that could kill an allergic person), petting your pet, talking, opening the fridge, getting bonked at the head by a newspaper or a plastic bottle, waving, punching the air, looking up, down, and left to right, typing, looking at a picture?

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UnrealPownament t1_jaclc56 wrote

Shattering ones life takes the effort of breaking a thin spiderweb. So what

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ThaFamousGrouse t1_jacv7q7 wrote

So there is a chance I can be killed by one of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Inators? Tell me about it. (*puts on helmet and climbs into my B.O.A.T)

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