bro

we cant even assign specific genders to specific sexes anymore

Sex Panther® is a cologne which is illegal in 9 countries.

It is also made from bits of real panthers.

60% of the time, it works every time.

I wear perfume as a man, why do we have to smell tough? What if I want to smell like flowers and fruit? lol

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I love how you attribute it to all of humanity when it's only the people who sell those products

I attribute perfumes and colognes to stupid people who I hate that make me not breath

If someone smells like food, is that masculine or feminine? Because women belong in the kitchen, but men are the chefs.