Sex Panther® is a cologne which is illegal in 9 countries.

It is also made from bits of real panthers.

60% of the time, it works every time.

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bro

we cant even assign specific genders to specific sexes anymore

I wear perfume as a man, why do we have to smell tough? What if I want to smell like flowers and fruit? lol

I love how you attribute it to all of humanity when it's only the people who sell those products

I attribute perfumes and colognes to stupid people who I hate that make me not breath

If someone smells like food, is that masculine or feminine? Because women belong in the kitchen, but men are the chefs.

My boyfriend does that