Submitted by PrestigiousWaffles t3_11bph0j in Showerthoughts
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Shoe_mocker t1_j9znqiu wrote
I didn’t even know sea was sick
ChaosDude24 t1_ja521mw wrote
Well, the seasick!
StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja0m9zq wrote
Yo Mama gets slammed more than a screen door in a windstorm.
tdaun t1_ja0cds0 wrote
I've never heard of "Mom jokes." I have however heard of "Yo mama jokes," which are only about yo mama!
tropicalturtletwist t1_ja15no1 wrote
Mom jokes and yo momma jokes are absolutely not the same thing, friend.
OneFingerIn t1_j9z6he6 wrote
Your momma so fat that she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out.
StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja0mcli wrote
Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.
no_lemom_no_melon t1_ja13nbq wrote
Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil
StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja18e2y wrote
Yo Mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Adadum t1_ja1hvsk wrote
Yo mama so fat, My physics professor had to define a new gravity constant for her.
StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja1vavo wrote
Yo Mama so fat her blood type is marinara.
Adadum t1_ja1z2t7 wrote
Yo mama so fat, I had to use calculus integration to measure how much space her fat rolls take up
Spider_dude2 t1_ja07v99 wrote
No they didn't she'd already eaten them.
Clewyaa t1_ja0yn23 wrote
Yo mama so fat she sent me a pic last year and it's still printing Yo mama so fat her meat is Wagyu Yo mama so fat you could play golf on her belly Yo mama se fat when she walks in front of the tv you miss the whole season Yo mama so lazy it took her 9 month to finish a joke Yo mama so fat her two but cheeks are in different time zones Yo mama so fat she sweats melted butter
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Seovania t1_ja0xxc0 wrote
"Mom jokes are about mothers"
WOW OMG WHO KNEW ???????
Time to unsub...
Ben_Thar t1_j9z56hb wrote
Your mama so old, when she was born the dead sea was just a little sick.