Submitted by PrestigiousWaffles t3_11bph0j in Showerthoughts
OneFingerIn t1_j9z6he6 wrote
Your momma so fat that she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out.
StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja0mcli wrote
Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.
no_lemom_no_melon t1_ja13nbq wrote
Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil
StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja18e2y wrote
Yo Mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Adadum t1_ja1hvsk wrote
Yo mama so fat, My physics professor had to define a new gravity constant for her.
StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja1vavo wrote
Yo Mama so fat her blood type is marinara.
Adadum t1_ja1z2t7 wrote
Yo mama so fat, I had to use calculus integration to measure how much space her fat rolls take up
Spider_dude2 t1_ja07v99 wrote
No they didn't she'd already eaten them.
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