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StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja0mcli wrote

Reply to comment by OneFingerIn in Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers by PrestigiousWaffles

Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.

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no_lemom_no_melon t1_ja13nbq wrote

Yo mama so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil

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StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja18e2y wrote

Yo Mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

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Adadum t1_ja1hvsk wrote

Yo mama so fat, My physics professor had to define a new gravity constant for her.

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StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja1vavo wrote

Yo Mama so fat her blood type is marinara.

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Adadum t1_ja1z2t7 wrote

Yo mama so fat, I had to use calculus integration to measure how much space her fat rolls take up

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