Submitted by PrestigiousWaffles t3_11bph0j in Showerthoughts
StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja18e2y wrote
Reply to comment by no_lemom_no_melon in Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers by PrestigiousWaffles
Yo Mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Adadum t1_ja1hvsk wrote
Yo mama so fat, My physics professor had to define a new gravity constant for her.
StayOnYourMedsCrazy t1_ja1vavo wrote
Yo Mama so fat her blood type is marinara.
Adadum t1_ja1z2t7 wrote
Yo mama so fat, I had to use calculus integration to measure how much space her fat rolls take up
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