FocusMaster t1_jacrl7m wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:39 PM

That's why he's the cookie monster. Not the cookie connoisseur.

pavignon t1_jact638 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:50 PM

Well he did pretend to like eating them.

jamesinboise t1_jadjpn2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:43 PM

Because he's a..... monster.

pavignon t1_jae1da8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:34 PM

If he was such a monster he could've just smashed them in front of our eyes. Or crumbled them in his fists. Why pretend.

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[deleted] OP t1_jacvy40 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:09 PM

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Niche_Humor t1_jad4v8n wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:08 PM

He had a tongue. He liked cookies. It's not his fault that he had no esophagus and someones hand in his butt. It must have been frustrating for him, but at least he didn't become overweight. 😖😏😜

[deleted] OP t1_jaefm6p wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:05 PM