Showerthoughts_Mod t1_jacqg7b wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:30 PM

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FocusMaster t1_jacrl7m wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:39 PM

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That's why he's the cookie monster. Not the cookie connoisseur.

pavignon t1_jact638 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:50 PM

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Replying to FocusMaster (#2,105,517)

Well he did pretend to like eating them.

[deleted] OP t1_jacvy40 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:09 PM

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Niche_Humor t1_jad4v8n wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:08 PM

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He had a tongue. He liked cookies. It's not his fault that he had no esophagus and someones hand in his butt. It must have been frustrating for him, but at least he didn't become overweight. 😖😏😜

jamesinboise t1_jadjpn2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:43 PM

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Replying to pavignon (#2,106,011)

Because he's a..... monster.

pavignon t1_jae1da8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:34 PM

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Replying to jamesinboise (#2,114,506)

If he was such a monster he could've just smashed them in front of our eyes. Or crumbled them in his fists. Why pretend.

[deleted] OP t1_jaefm6p wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:05 PM

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