Submitted by Whats-Upvote t3_11cjb1s in Showerthoughts
UnedibleHulk t1_ja3eitp wrote
For clarity, when a bird shits on your jacket, just because it's white does NOT mean it's creampieing while flying...
Shreddersson t1_ja3fgl7 wrote
ughh Im nearly there ughhhh
Wtf this is my new shirt!!
hornylolifucker t1_ja42o14 wrote
For some reason whenever I look at birds all I think is “French fry?”
Johndough99999 t1_ja4507f wrote
Then what accounts for that flavor?
RailAurai t1_ja3l6v1 wrote
No facial on the first date.
HarryHood146 t1_ja48y04 wrote
So I’ve been walking around with my mouth open for nothing?
OfficialChairleader t1_ja4uul6 wrote
this comment becomes more cursed the more I read it
Natedoggsk8 t1_ja4bnj5 wrote
It’s not white till it dries
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