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DoobleTap t1_ja3e8lt wrote
Emm it's a cloaca joke?
UnedibleHulk t1_ja3eitp wrote
For clarity, when a bird shits on your jacket, just because it's white does NOT mean it's creampieing while flying...
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Shreddersson t1_ja3fgl7 wrote
ughh Im nearly there ughhhh
Wtf this is my new shirt!!
DoobleTap t1_ja3g8kr wrote
I thought you were the sex and reproduction expert. Birds have one hole for everything called a cloaca, hence the joke.
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nwbell t1_ja3hm2a wrote
That's a no from me dawg
RailAurai t1_ja3l6v1 wrote
No facial on the first date.
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lightknight7777 t1_ja3r9wh wrote
The cloaca is not an anus. It is a distinct orifice. "Anal" implies "anus".
So, I would argue that no bird sex is anal or vaginal. It's all cloacal.
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SerDuncanonyall t1_ja3tudr wrote
“Write that down, write that down!”
Rule 34 artists
Liamiamliam2 t1_ja3ujvx wrote
I've been watching Bottom a lot lately and thought you meant girls
nj_ninjacop t1_ja3uova wrote
Cloacal sex Just doesn't have a good ring to it is the problem
rulloa t1_ja3uquq wrote
Oh god, we've created a monster. What have you done?
The_Undermind t1_ja3vdfd wrote
The very definition of Rule 34 means it already existed. No sense in being remorseful
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Thompseanson7 t1_ja3wr29 wrote
What about ducks?
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latetowhatparty t1_ja3yw2t wrote
Actually yeah…now I feel lied to. Which is it?
SonOfFloridaMan t1_ja401r0 wrote
New category has appeared
FooBarU2 t1_ja40c6n wrote
by the way, fellow mammals: kangaroos and opossums have the same plumbing.. i.e., they too, have cochleas
DarthPeteMitchell t1_ja415yo wrote
*cloaca. Cochlea are in the ear canal.
FooBarU2 t1_ja41h6x wrote
ugh.. copy pasta mistake..
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Johnnycrabman t1_ja420n6 wrote
I don’t know, but nobody wants to see Shady no more.
Edit: obviously people do want to see Shady, they don’t want to see Marshall.
BarryZZZ t1_ja422ws wrote
No, it's more of a Cloacal Kiss
hornylolifucker t1_ja42o14 wrote
For some reason whenever I look at birds all I think is “French fry?”
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Rymundo88 t1_ja43iam wrote
>they too, have cochleas
And that's why you never hear them coming
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HarryBaughl t1_ja44q78 wrote
We talking about marsupial kangaroos or mammal kangaroos?
Johndough99999 t1_ja4507f wrote
Then what accounts for that flavor?
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Oohbunnies t1_ja45fs9 wrote
I shall have this translated into Kanji and tattooed on my arm, "It's All Cloacal."!
DeadHED t1_ja460ln wrote
Shitting, passing and fucking all in the same whole just sounds convenient really.
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MakeAionGreatAgain t1_ja46drl wrote
And also, not all birds.
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thealmightybunghole t1_ja46f9c wrote
This guy birds.
Philaroni t1_ja46f9j wrote
Needs better branding.
harold-lay t1_ja46l1b wrote
LIES I have went down the rabbit hole and found something NOT R34’d
quokkabee t1_ja46r2w wrote
Since kangaroos, opossums, and birds all have cochleas, this is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
The_Star_Bringer_527 t1_ja46zj8 wrote
You know you're right when you get more likes than the post
The_Star_Bringer_527 t1_ja47394 wrote
The mod bot literally says shower thoughts,not thoughts had in the shower
LucasG04 t1_ja47a0t wrote
Nah bro u didn't know
lightknight7777 t1_ja4834y wrote
That's correct. I just figured with the context of what the OP was saying that they were only talking about the cloacal subset.
DisconnectedThoughts t1_ja48esl wrote
Convenient? Sure, conceptually. Accurate? Not even remotely.
DisconnectedThoughts t1_ja48kk8 wrote
OP could have spent 1 minute to Google how birds reproduce to determine this wasnt even remotely close.
I really need to lower my expectations of people.
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HarryHood146 t1_ja48y04 wrote
So I’ve been walking around with my mouth open for nothing?
Jay_Louis t1_ja48zx6 wrote
Got any grapes?
Matheo573 t1_ja490l3 wrote
R35 then
TavisNamara t1_ja490u1 wrote
You're acting like they don't already know and ignore it because they find it way more fun to slap a three foot horsecock on a bird.
harold-lay t1_ja493m7 wrote
Very hard when I only can do stick figs
lightknight7777 t1_ja4955a wrote
Have you seen a duck penis? It's a cork screw. I'm not sure they can have any sex besides in the designated orifice.
42 second mark. I'm sorry, but you asked: https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY
I figured from the context of the OPs statement that they are only discussing the cloacal subset. Otherwise their comment totally falls apart.
lightknight7777 t1_ja498lk wrote
42 second mark: https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY
That's only going in the corresponding orifice.
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LittleFairyOfDeath t1_ja49q4e wrote
As others have pointed out they have a cloaca so anal would not apply.
But that doesn’t matter because you made think about this and for that i hate you
pUdepoD t1_ja49s67 wrote
What does that mean for me then? I’m attracted to Dee from It’s Always Sunny.
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Thompseanson7 t1_ja49vwt wrote
Trust Ik what a ducks penis looks like, and ducks are still birds lol. It’s also just a silly little shower thought
Thompseanson7 t1_ja49y86 wrote
Nah but ducks do if you drop the g 😅
iamqas t1_ja4a072 wrote
I'm ashamed to know this but... I assume you mean Rule 35 artists
deddydrip t1_ja4a2e7 wrote
that website is unusable lmao
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TobiasMasonPark t1_ja4ai8j wrote
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
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StateChemist t1_ja4b4ra wrote
I think the problem is they only didn’t 45 seconds instead of the full minute.
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Natedoggsk8 t1_ja4bnj5 wrote
It’s not white till it dries
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DependentFamous5252 t1_ja4bzh5 wrote
Well I bet you’re fun at parties.
DrInsomnia t1_ja4cluu wrote
This is not true. From their earliest embryological development, animals have mouth and anal openings. It's representative of the tube-like critters from which we first evolved. In some animals other orifices develop, but mouth and anus are generally present unless secondarily lost. The cloaca is an anus with additional functions, which is not uncommon in the animal kingdom.
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DrInsomnia t1_ja4d2fr wrote
They do have cochleas (all mammals do). But birds don't.
lightknight7777 t1_ja4dqol wrote
Well, more fun than people who can't even find the anus.
Vulpes_lgnis t1_ja4e3qi wrote
I know this fact but for literally all the wrong reasons
patricio87 t1_ja4e5p7 wrote
Have you ever noticed ducks are only bird that doesn’t run away from humans?
TypicalJeepDriver t1_ja4e851 wrote
Sounds kinky.
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mike_tapley t1_ja4e91a wrote
Shut up Eddie
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lightknight7777 t1_ja4ed7f wrote
It's the tissue from all 3 tracks. In no way can you just claim It's the anus or the vagina or the urinary tract. It is distinct from any of the three it is a merging of. A cloaca is not an anus.
That's why there's a distinct term from anus for it.
Temassi t1_ja4elcu wrote
God, and the monster has so many tentacles....
KatieMarmalade t1_ja4f1hc wrote
Cloacal kiss! 😘
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KarpALiam t1_ja4f61j wrote
First of all, through god all things are possible, so jot that down.
GodwynDi t1_ja4f8cn wrote
I love that video. I was hoping it would be that when I clicked the link.
Did you know he is making videos again?
ynvgsensacion t1_ja4f9sz wrote
Okay, Dwight
The_Minstrel_Boy t1_ja4frge wrote
You mean they don't just divide into new birds?
kai325d t1_ja4fwo3 wrote
Ok, tell me what it is and I can guarantee you I'll find R34 of it
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lightknight7777 t1_ja4g9ui wrote
Compliment accepted.
lightknight7777 t1_ja4gc18 wrote
New ones? That's great news, thank you!
r-NBK t1_ja4gegh wrote
Careful, if we talk about it too much it will be colloquial.
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jbull487 t1_ja4henj wrote
You’re god damn right
Thompseanson7 t1_ja4hqs6 wrote
I see you have never met a goose
bangladeshiswamphen t1_ja4hr96 wrote
Some people think about really dumb, very inaccurate things in the shower.
damned_truths t1_ja4hv47 wrote
Marsupials are a strict subset of mammals, so yes.
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DrInsomnia t1_ja4ifqr wrote
There's a distinct term for it because it serves more than one function. But it developmentally starts as the anal opening, and continues to serve as the anus in an adult. This is really all semantics, but from a developmental biology standpoint it is an anus that has acquired other functionality.
Edit to add, from the Wiki link: "In deuterostomes, the original dent becomes the anus, while the gut eventually tunnels through the embryo until it reaches the other side, forming an opening that becomes the mouth."
Vertebrates are deuterostomes. In bird development, that original "anus" becomes the cloaca.
lightknight7777 t1_ja4iida wrote
That doesn't make it an anus. It's not.
Semantics is what words mean. Of course it's semantics.
ArchdukeBurrito t1_ja4ild6 wrote
I thought Coachella was in California?
hawkmech67 t1_ja4ilf3 wrote
I love when the comment has more upvotes than the original post.
Tanliarian t1_ja4ip5l wrote
The other half of the rule is that if porn doesn't exist you must create the porn.
OlinOfTheHillPeople t1_ja4ipkx wrote
That kind of bird uses a different system:
Do them
Establish low rating
Encrease power
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playr_4 t1_ja4iz0c wrote
I just love how most of the posts on showerthoughts are just completely wrong.
DrInsomnia t1_ja4j8ck wrote
Yes. And a cloaca is an anus that has taken on additional functionality in some groups. In fact, in mammals the original mammalian ancestor likely had a cloaca, which split into separate openings (in some derived groups). But embryologically it all starts with the anus.
notmyplantaccount t1_ja4jaqb wrote
r/showerthoughts isn't little epiphanies so much as morons posting things they think sound deep, but take about 15 seconds for others to point out are idiotic and wrong.
DrInsomnia t1_ja4jodn wrote
I should add that mammals are the outlier here, having subdivided these tasks into separate orifices. Most vertebrates have a single opening, derived from embryological anal opening, which does it all.
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jumpup t1_ja4jxku wrote
there are at least 3 nsfw drawings of her
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Itzchappy t1_ja4k72b wrote
Well it's on the internet now so there gotta porn of it somewhere on here.
patricio87 t1_ja4kdhx wrote
have you? goose dont wanna hang out with you they bite
lightknight7777 t1_ja4kgs0 wrote
Hmm, username adds gravitass to the discussion...
Thompseanson7 t1_ja4lwwt wrote
That definitely don’t run away though 😂
SurveyAcrobatic5334 t1_ja4lwz1 wrote
Does a duck with boner drag weeds?
HarryBaughl t1_ja4om09 wrote
Huh. Learn something new everyday.
FooBarU2 t1_ja4pinh wrote
My typo referring to the ears... hmmm.. I recall that birds have 2 bone ears vs mammals that have 3.. which I believe is an anatomical requirement to be classified as a mammal.
DrInsomnia t1_ja4ppn6 wrote
Yes. I know. That's what my comment said.
FooBarU2 t1_ja4qnxl wrote
FYI, and as I am sure you know, mammals that have the dual plumbing ports (for liquid and solids... #1 and #2 respectively LOL) are called placental mammals.
And marsupial is the other referenced my my post along with odd monotremes which are how duck billed platypuses are categorized.
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ArgonGryphon t1_ja4tgc3 wrote
The act itself is called a cloacal kiss
Whats-Upvote OP t1_ja4ujwo wrote
Well I don’t have a phone to research in there. This is why it’s a shower thought.
OfficialChairleader t1_ja4uul6 wrote
this comment becomes more cursed the more I read it
Whats-Upvote OP t1_ja4uuux wrote
Isn’t showerthoughts supposed to capture the strange and imperfect things we spontaneously think about in the shower?
Matheo573 t1_ja4yzdh wrote
Just because it's bad, doesn't mean it doesn't exist
HarryBaughl t1_ja506ov wrote
Interesting. I always thought that mammals and marsupials were different because of the lack of mammaries.
playr_4 t1_ja520cy wrote
Yeah, but usually it's about realizations of said strange things and imperfections. Not just making up something in your head and saying it out loud.
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Whats-Upvote OP t1_ja58noq wrote
Do they have sex with their poop hole? That is the level of criteria I have in the shower. Maybe you should try r/Facts
playr_4 t1_ja59fh8 wrote
....not all the time, and not all birds.
GodwynDi t1_ja69k3p wrote
Yep! Completely new ones been up on YouTube. Resumed again past year or so. Maybe longer. Time flies.
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