Submitted by [deleted] t3_114kq3q in Showerthoughts
AttentionSpanZero t1_j8wtcp9 wrote
Reply to comment by North_Recognition199 in In 2025, Gen X will have their first elderly person. by [deleted]
Hey! I was born in 1965 and I will not be elderly in 2025. I'm looking to retire in 2035 at the earliest. Young whipper-snapper trying to tell me when I'm elderly. No fucking Werther's hard candy for you!
pinkymadigan t1_j8xr6bb wrote
Geroffmylawn!
bad_at_hearthstone t1_j8xj5bn wrote
Yeah you tell that punk
nursejackieoface t1_j8ycuc5 wrote
I was born in 57, and I'm not sharing my box of Coffee Nips.
Soup0rMan t1_j8y5mp1 wrote
Shhhh... Just thank grampa for the candy and throw it out when he's not looking.
Also, Werther's slap.
Less-Dragonfruit-294 t1_j8yvp6j wrote
You get to retire? Can you tell us what that’s like?
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