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It is actually proof that you were born to your parents and that they identify you as who you are.

It's also proof of where you were born. Sometimes that's more important.

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I'm gonna register a birth of someone who doesn't exist, just to make you wrong

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Let us know if you succeed or begin the process to stay out of jail