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Moose4310 t1_ja366yi wrote

If someone can take on half the population then I think they deserve being alpha male at that point

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weirdgroovynerd t1_ja3gl8r wrote

All at the same time?

If so, that means Chuck Norris is the only true alpha male on the planet.

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thatoneasshole-_- t1_ja3iywe wrote

Hey, I can take 50% of the world population on at once too

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weirdgroovynerd t1_ja3jwrm wrote

Which 50%?

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Born_Pause3964 t1_ja3tn24 wrote

I'd start with the kids under 5 for fun, then coma patients, multiple amputees etc, I'd probably fall short when i got to the single amputees, but I'd still have got through quite a few people by then.

Alpha

As

Fuck

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curvebombr t1_ja3mj2j wrote

Chuck lost to Bruce. That makes him a Beta right?

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Obiwan_ca_blowme t1_ja3te3t wrote

Did he? I didn't think they ever actually fought. Some practice stuff for the movie, sure. But an actual fight? I don't think that's true. As far as I know, Lee only ever really fought one time, as a teen. And he won on points.

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Moose4310 t1_ja3h1qy wrote

No not at the same time

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dan420 t1_ja3k7nu wrote

So like a big line, one after the other?

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Moose4310 t1_ja3oiwa wrote

Nope

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dan420 t1_ja3op1z wrote

If you’re going to fight 4 billion people not all at once, you’d better do it one after the other, or you’re going to run out of time. It’s common sense, really.

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Moose4310 t1_ja3q6f1 wrote

I'm not talking about literally fighting half the people on this planet. Here let me explain this in kindergarten terms because for some reason people don't understand, if one man beat another in a fight that is 1 if he beat another man in a fight that is 2 and if he kept winning individual fight all the way up to 4 billion he would be deserving of the title alpha male. It's common sense I'm not talking about fighting half the population literally.

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dan420 t1_ja3vkxi wrote

It’s called a joke. Let me explain it to you in kindergarten terms. Someone says something outrageous to try and get other people to laugh. If you had 1 fight a minute every day, it’s taking you 2000 years to fight 1 billion people. I’m sure in one on one fights I could take any of the weakest 4 billion people on earth, doesn’t make me an alpha. But again, I was making a joke. Fuck you’re stupid.

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Moose4310 t1_ja3yi6e wrote

Well that "joke" wasn't very funny, and yeah you probably couldn't beat half of the elementary school you go to in a fight so you definitely aren't a alpha. Fuck you're stupid

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dan420 t1_ja3yreu wrote

You don’t get outside much, huh?

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Moose4310 t1_ja42tfo wrote

Wow how original, you know what I take it back you truly are a comedian cause you are a living embodiment of a joke.

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dan420 t1_ja482pd wrote

You seem to think being me able to beat up children, old people; and people smaller than yourself makes you an alpha. That’s a shorty mentality, and I’ve got a feeling that you’d learn pretty quick that swinging nunchucks while seated, in mom’s basement, doesn’t equate to being tough in the real world.

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Moose4310 t1_ja4binj wrote

Funny cause I never claimed that beating up children, old people and people smaller than me makes me an alpha, I also never said I was an alpha myself.

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dan420 t1_ja4chqo wrote

You said someone that can take on half the population is an alpha male. The weaker half includes children, the elderly, etc. not really that much of a feat. Besides alpha being a stupid concept, you’ve given a stupid concept of what constitutes alpha. So I made a stupid joke about your stupid comment. Cry about it.

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Moose4310 t1_ja4gn1e wrote

Yeah but I never said specifically the weaker half I just said half of the population, so that could mean some of the strongest people in the world are included, if it was specifically the weaker half then yeah for a lot it would be easy but it would most likely be a mix. I know you are trying your hardest here but it isn't working out for you. You're the one all butt hurt because you're lame ass joke wasn't funny, if anything you are making my day better by entertaining me with whatever the hell you are trying to do.

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dan420 t1_ja4hvyu wrote

The fuck are you talking about? So now it’s a random half of the population? Still comes down to whether or not you’re stronger than the average person, unless, like I jokingly said at the beginning, everyone lines up and you fight one after the other. You’ve circled all the way around to the beginning. Again, fuck you’re stupid.

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Moose4310 t1_ja4jg0z wrote

What point exactly are you trying to make? Because you are trying to find a problem in everything I say. Do you think that means you win or something? I've circled all the way around because I literally have nowhere else to go because you can't wrap your head around a simple concept so I haved to keep trying to walk you through it. Fuck you're stupid

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