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Technical_Ad_4299 t1_jdxa1b4 wrote

Unless he/she is cheating on you. In that case it is acceptable for you to have sex with his/her sister/brother

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BroodwichBaker t1_jdxb3my wrote

You mean "their parents and/or siblings and/or your adult stepchild(ren), and they can all help you stage an intervention/orgy.'

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InformalPenguinz t1_jdxg1ra wrote

That's the only time I have my interventions. People either come or don't........................

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Nipie42 t1_je01kgy wrote

Don't take this as an attack at all, it's not (I don't even know if English is your first language) but you can use "they" instead of "he/she" and "sibling" instead of "sister/brother". I find generally it's quicker to write and smoother to read, but it's up to you of course.

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maiden_burma t1_je25fwp wrote

it's always acceptable to have sex with whomever you want as long as there's meaningful and enthusiastic consent from all parties involved

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Falconflyer75 t1_jdyix63 wrote

Well someone has to give this response

“Sweeet home Alabama”

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GsTSaien t1_jdzqs5g wrote

This is only when you are conflating blood relation with family.

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[deleted] t1_je1t1c9 wrote

What- is this true? When did it change? I thought the rule was Twins by Birth, Lovers by Choice.

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Economy_Estimate8 t1_je22zem wrote

I think its like a "youre not supposed to have sex with your family, thats incest... But isnt your spouse your family too?"

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_Banned_User t1_jdzw9le wrote

I think maybe the Bible says there are situations where your sister in law is allowed.

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seguracookies t1_je1n624 wrote

I think there's something about if a father-in-law passes away, his wife becomes the property of the daughter's husband. But I think it's more about protection than sex

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_Banned_User t1_je1sz4a wrote

I’m not a Bible expert. The story of Lot has him doin’ it with both his sister in law and his daughters as I understand it. I’m not clear which case He finds cool or not, but apparently He was upset when Lot pulled out of the sister in law.

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maiden_burma t1_je25ypg wrote

lot just bangs his daughters

but i wouldnt say that's a black spot for the bible, because lot was just some guy and the immediate follow-up is that from these two unions most of israel's main enemy nations are created

the whole story actually only exists so that the Israelites can mock their enemies and says 'haha you're descended from incest'. And the enemies in question have their own histories, which are also very likely inaccurate

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maiden_burma t1_je25jz5 wrote

the bible never forbids banging your cousin

it also never forbids slavery. Or rape

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johnsonsantidote t1_je3goht wrote

What is family? U leave much room here for all types of perversion, and the fall out of boundaries crossed.

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[deleted] t1_je5btte wrote

"Your spouse is the only family member that is acceptable to have sex with." - some law in Alabama.

"She's my sister! How could she cheat on me with my brother?" - typical Alabama court case, especially when child custody is being decided.

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Lets_Bust_Together t1_je7rj1k wrote

And the only family who shares your last name, and you still have sex with them.

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