I don't think the moon has eyes or cares about anything we do. It also can only see one side, half the world is hidden from it at all times so half of human history is hidden as well.

[deleted] OP t1_je824ay wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:09 AM

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SIMPSONBORT t1_je82c7m wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:11 AM

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Replying to ftminsc (#2,470,030)

We’d be out of focus for the earth. We’re too close to the surface. The moon has good perspective.

urmomaisjabbathehutt t1_je82ivc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:12 AM

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Don't be silly Grommit, the moon can't see a thing

its made of cheese

YouMakeMeDrink t1_je84gv6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:28 AM

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First of all, the moon doesn’t “see” anything. Second, it isn’t even visible at all times of the day in every area of the world, so if it could see, then there are still things happening on the other side of the world that is couldn’t “see”. Third, it can’t “see” what I’m doing when I’m in my house. Fourth, how fucking high are you right now? Fifth, don’t smoke in the shower.

bigjonny13 t1_je84t6a wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:30 AM

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We all know the moon isn't made of green cheese, but what if it was made of BBQ spare ribs?

Would you eat it then?

[deleted] OP t1_je84toa wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:30 AM

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mirsab17 t1_je84u4v wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:30 AM

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Replying to BurnOutBrighter6 (#2,469,118)

Huwomanity

The_Quibbler t1_je852i9 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:32 AM

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Replying to SIMPSONBORT (#2,469,087)

The etymological root of "woman" is wife of man, so tripping over ourselves in the name of sensitivity isn't really accomplishing anything here. See also: person.

I quibble.

SIMPSONBORT t1_je85ezf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:35 AM

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Replying to bigjonny13 (#2,470,860)

Yes

tsunami141 t1_je85rxq wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:38 AM

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Replying to SIMPSONBORT (#2,470,273)

Moon out there being 2 Jupiter diameters away peering through its moonocle like, “heh? What’s going on over there”

HamzaShaikh1407 t1_je85sjq wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:38 AM

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The things that happen during daytime are not seen by the moon.

[deleted] OP t1_je85wzq wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:39 AM

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ftminsc t1_je85yw9 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:39 AM

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Replying to SIMPSONBORT (#2,470,273)

Okay, that checks out. I always have trouble seeing things that are a few feet away but when they're 238,900 miles away it's like it's in 4K.

Drink15 t1_je862ng wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:40 AM

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Replying to kzlife76 (#2,469,843)

*Homokind

but that might mean something else.

sammiisalammii t1_je868ay wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:41 AM

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Replying to SIMPSONBORT (#2,469,063)

OP making the classic mistake of coming back to the comments backpedaling

Summoarpleaz t1_je86afa wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM

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Replying to mtthwas (#2,468,860)

Mysterious as the dark side of…. The EAAARRRTTHHH

SnarkyBear53 t1_je86ay1 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM

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Replying to 339jimmyr (#2,468,176)

and completely leave out /animalkind and /plantkind. They are living on this planet too, you know!

[deleted] OP t1_je86bq1 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM

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[deleted] OP t1_je86dkg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:43 AM

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khamelean t1_je86ka5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:44 AM

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Replying to SIMPSONBORT (#2,469,087)

Mankind: human beings considered collectively; the human race:

It’s perfectly acceptable to use “mankind” to refer all humans.

kirjavva t1_je87407 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:49 AM

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Replying to kzlife76 (#2,469,843)

Well, yes.

[deleted] OP t1_je87yy5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:56 AM

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wanna-be-dead t1_je889yx wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:58 AM

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Replying to SIMPSONBORT (#2,470,273)

That is just false, you literally could fit all of the planets of the solar system in the space between the earth and the moon. We are not close.

[deleted] OP t1_je88qn8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:02 AM

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jralll234 t1_je88tuk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:03 AM

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Replying to urmomaisjabbathehutt (#2,470,317)

What’s wrong with Wensleydale?

bobhand17123 t1_je89s91 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:11 AM

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Replying to bigedthebad (#2,470,124)

We’ll, it might care. Oh right, no eyes or brain!

PlanetLandon t1_je8adkl wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:17 AM

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Replying to HamzaShaikh1407 (#2,471,103)

There are many bright sunny days where you can still see the moon in the sky

the-silver-tuna t1_je8agew wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:17 AM

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Replying to bigjonny13 (#2,470,860)

Heck I'm curious like a cat. I have a couple of friends that call me whiskers.

[deleted] OP t1_je8b8qo wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:24 AM

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Upper_Initial7918 t1_je8c6ma wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:33 AM

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Replying to SIMPSONBORT (#2,469,087)

The meaning of mankind: "human beings considered collectively; the human race."

Anyone who argues against it, feminist or not, is an idiot.

[deleted] OP t1_je8cfyc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:35 AM

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Upper_Initial7918 t1_je8cjqt wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:36 AM

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I feel like this obvious post was only made to convey the word "Womankind"

Olorin_Ever-Young t1_je8d29y wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:41 AM

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The hell planet are you living on that the moon's constantly in your presence? What sorta Majora's Mask faffery is this?

Olorin_Ever-Young t1_je8dg24 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:44 AM

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Replying to PlanetLandon (#2,472,078)

... Yes. But...... So you think the moon just constantly stays in one position indefinitely? And that that somehow simultaneously makes it omnipresent?

LMAO, true or not, I really enjoyed this shower post.