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LadyOfMayhem211 t1_je6j1g1 wrote

Sure you can.

I asked my husband to remove a half dead bush from our front lawn. Out he went with a shovel and dug around it for five minutes before sticking the shovel in the ground and leaving it. He came in complaining about the roots being deep and went and napped.

That was two days ago and there is still half a hole next to that bush.

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Eversnuffley t1_je6jkzh wrote

Looks like you discovered half a husband

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donnielp3 t1_je6x9e1 wrote

Or half a wife that expected someone else to move it for her.

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Bakayokoforpresident t1_je76b2n wrote

Maybe the half a wife does other stuff?

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donnielp3 t1_je9axhw wrote

Maybe the half a husband does other stuff? We could literally do this all day lol

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Bakayokoforpresident t1_je9dyr5 wrote

I mean we could lmao. The main point is that we can't make assumptions and automatically blame the wife (or the husband).

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CheckMateFluff t1_je6rp3l wrote

Can you not remove the bush if you wish it not to be there?

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hashtagtdsp t1_je75w36 wrote

Why does Ross, the largest friend not simply eat the other five?

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SpreadingRumors t1_je6xb8i wrote

The point is for her husband to remove the bush, not her.

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Zen1thGam3z t1_je6vyb8 wrote

Well half a hole is still technically a full hole because a hole doesn’t have a defined size

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SnooCompliments1875 t1_je78eo1 wrote

It does if I tell you to dig a 5ft hole and you only dig it 2.5 feet deep. Go dig the other half of my hole.

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Zen1thGam3z t1_je78o2w wrote

Yeah but the 2.5 ft hole is still a hole it’s just half the size that you want it to be but that doesn’t mean it’s half of a hole

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suckleknuckle t1_je8zoms wrote

It’s half of a 5ft deep hole, and a 2.5ft deep hole simultaneously.

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SlimRoTTn t1_je6xtk4 wrote

Get a spade shovel and step on it. It'll cut bush roots.

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