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JCMiller23 t1_je922h0 wrote

in the same way:

every zoo is a petting zoo if you're fast enough

all mushrooms are edible, at least once

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kmbthethird t1_je99z55 wrote

You mean like you can look into a high-powered laser, but only twice?

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Evipicc t1_je9at1c wrote

You can look into one?

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Okayish_Elderberry t1_je9c0o1 wrote

You can into laser, but you can't the cat.

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Little-geek t1_jeauha1 wrote

Only if it's a wimpy high power laser. You try to look into a megawatt laser and you won't really be "looking"

Edit: I missed a rather important word

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Ok_Dog_4059 t1_jea98zm wrote

Everyone who admitted playing Russian roulette is alive.

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anon-mally t1_jecf6vp wrote

You can skydive without parachute at least once in your lifetime

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Okayish_Elderberry t1_je90yv2 wrote

If you touch hard enough, every screen will be a react-screen following this logic.

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Kiplacon t1_jeau42z wrote

Every restaurant is a drive through restaurant if you're going fast enough

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Nezben t1_je9dus7 wrote

No they are bloody well not.

Anybody that touches my TV screen will get throat punched.

Hate finger prints with a passion on non touch screens.

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Ok_Dog_4059 t1_jea9icq wrote

This is why I hate touch screens. We spent years slapping hands away from our screens just to have someone come alone and make it mandatory.

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Enchelion t1_jebwni4 wrote

So touching your screens causes a reaction?

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HungryMurry t1_je9n5nc wrote

This is basically what my girlfriend try’s to convince me to believe when I complain about her touching my computer screen.

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grip_n_Ripper t1_je9y2mv wrote

I felt this one deep in my bones. Every TV screen in the house bears my offspring's handprints.

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suyuzhou t1_jeb89xe wrote

I only feel natural watching tv while lying down, or at least sitting at a 45° angle, because as a kid our TV is hanged high between the wall and the ceiling and we would lie down on the couch to watch it.

Now I know why we have the TV in such an awkward position. I think my parents are geniuses

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inkseep1 t1_jebgrrs wrote

If a woman over 50 comes over to your desk to talk about an online document, she is going to touch your screen.

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quick_dudley t1_jec0yw8 wrote

Not every screen has a low enough operating temperature to be safely touched by people.

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