MutedBrilliant1593 t1_je8ots3 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:45 AM

Dood, wtf kind of pranks are you pulling to make that comparison?

MicrosoftContin t1_je8ocqy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:39 AM

Sits on whoopee cushion.

OP: ITS TOTAL ANARCHY OUT THERE.

PhantomKangaroo91 t1_je8ocpg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:39 AM

I'd like you to go take another shower and then explain to us exactly how April Fool's Day is our version of The Purge. Because no the fuck it ain't.

doge-12 t1_je877mt wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:50 AM

def not lmao, the entire america is our version of the Purge

[deleted] t1_je7zqcb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:51 AM

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RandoCalrissian11 t1_jea3uwf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:57 PM

Hahaha, right!!?!?
Last year I set up a remote rifle so every time someone rang my door bell they’d get shot in the chest. You should have seen the look on their face! I had a recording saying “April Fool!” Over and over again until they were taken away by an ambulance. It was hilarious.

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