Submitted by v3xpunk t3_125mhk6 in Showerthoughts
Redditardus t1_je4sk4f wrote
Probably not. Some people have been assumed dead and then have reappeared alive though.
Owenrat t1_je4x2ow wrote
But then that wouldn’t be your death certificate anymore
wildadragon t1_je5tzh8 wrote
Sure it is, has your name on it and says certificate of death.
Owenrat t1_je66k7p wrote
Fair
wildadragon t1_je67uoi wrote
Power move, if you hate someone have a prefilled out death certificate (you can provably find a template online and print it out) then hand it to the person.
Luqas_Incredible t1_je7ea66 wrote
With a post-it "just in case"
illessen t1_je7wqyw wrote
Add in location so they avoid it like the plague.
BlightFantasy3467 t1_je8omin wrote
And time of death as well,
Maybe a cause of death, if death certificates have one.
youcancallmescott t1_je86z9y wrote
Haha damn. I like it.
yor_ur t1_je7nfgd wrote
I would rather see that than my obituary if I was an asshole all my life and knew it.
I believe that’s why the Nobel prize was invented.
Nobel saw his premature obituary and said “fuck that. I’m not being remembered as an arms dealer”
Redditardus t1_je4xcf6 wrote
Well, kinda true, kinda not. I see your point.
spaceship247 t1_je7gbfm wrote
Would be an invalid death certificate
[deleted] t1_je9b67z wrote
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Ok_Dog_4059 t1_je83441 wrote
Maybe I am going to be a ghost.
Mashedtaters91 t1_je8eukv wrote
Worse yet, there are those that have been marked dead by social security
www.cbsnews.com/news/social-security-identity-fraud-scott-pelley-60-minutes-3/
exbingoz t1_je8ufmi wrote
you have just been invited to r/trainthoughts
Icecream-is-too-cold t1_jeb3qfe wrote
Morgan Freeman is a world champion.
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