High school caretaker here and I can definitely guarantee that some highschool kids eat their lunch on the toilet.

Pro Tip: If you sit on the toilet facing the wall, you can use the tank as a handy tray for your charcuterie, hors d'oeuvres, or entrée.

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I eat a banana while I take my morning dump. Peak efficiency