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Gummy_yumyum t1_iuau6bl wrote
No. He moved to New York and became a dentist… and then even later a Jew.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iuavcea wrote
You sound like an anti-dentite
Gummy_yumyum t1_iuaw0th wrote
I am not! I have no problem with those people!
toothfixingfiend t1_iuawj2n wrote
Must have also gotten some amazing plastic surgery that de-aged him by 20+ years.
aetherbanshee t1_iuawrpf wrote
And the cure to cancer apparently
RealKenny t1_iuaws6o wrote
You hear the one about Raquel Welsh
MicroBadger_ t1_iuawxgn wrote
Actually they did a skit where Walter white was a crazy dream Hal had.
adeadfreelancer t1_iuawxnz wrote
Wow, the witness protection program was so good it sent him into the past and completely changed his personality, interests, and philosophy!
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iuaycvc wrote
You have a friend who’s a dentist.
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diamondsw t1_iub0iq5 wrote
1WordOr2FixItForYou t1_iub0nw9 wrote
Like 40 years since he had to have those kids first to get to that point.
Solid-Description-39 t1_iub0ufh wrote
Okay but I’d watch the hell out of a show where they send witnesses protection assets back in time to hide, only if wait now the people hunting him are all to young to know could be interesting
0daysTilSummer t1_iub1ulo wrote
Witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything!
SalsaYogurt t1_iub2afz wrote
I'm just imagining Breaking Bad but with Lois as Walt's wife.
stillboard87 t1_iub2g19 wrote
Chemo will do that
stillboard87 t1_iub2lrh wrote
OP forgot their was an epilogue movie
AwardMother1694 t1_iub2oks wrote
Actually, after Malcom gose to collage, Hal leaves his family, founds Grey matter, and breaking bad happens
OfCourseIKnowHim t1_iub3ea4 wrote
What is that from? Hahaha
swanqil t1_iub3iau wrote
"I'm the one who knocks" 💀
lap_salad t1_iub3m66 wrote
This fan theory is so old. It was around when they were still making the show. Why pretend you came up with it?
_hic-sunt-dracones_ t1_iub432o wrote
The mom of Malcom in the middle having acces to some secret emergency stach of meth would explain a lot.
tts420 t1_iub4edk wrote
He’s in it for the jokes
Caboose330 t1_iub57dm wrote
Shut the hell up this is a stupid ass theory he literally is shown to be lying dead In the meth lab and Vince Gilligan and Bryan Cranston have both said that the theory isn’t true
acfox13 t1_iub5lv4 wrote
Ahhh... It's an homage to the Bob Newhart finale. Here's an EW article explaining the ending.
tubbleman t1_iub5nxq wrote
It's the last scene in the last episode of "Newhart"
taxpayinmeemaw t1_iub6fps wrote
Give me a schtickle of fluoride
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deepsea333 t1_iub99h9 wrote
Lichaamsgezicht t1_iucuc7y wrote
It's a theory many people can think of sepperate from each other without knowing its already a thing.
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