Submitted by treskadeka t3_yey1hz in Showerthoughts
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TossAwayGay92 t1_iu0k9u6 wrote
Quite the opposite... It's more of a "Captain, all systems are nominal and functioning within normal parameters."
lugialugia1 t1_iu0kb13 wrote
Uh, no. The check engine light means something is wrong. Morning wood is completely normal.
w0rmh0les94 t1_iu0kfob wrote
4 years of night school and 10 cars later I've gotta say I wish I'd have known sooner
treskadeka OP t1_iu0ks0u wrote
It would’ve been lengthy but that moment when you start your car and the dash lights turn on and shut off to make sure they worked.
usernameavailable123 t1_iu0m79c wrote
I got what you meant. Spot on mate.
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PuzzleheadedYam5996 t1_iu0pqqm wrote
Definitely! Even as a girl i can understand this, it display virility, vitality, good circulation, and basic health..... Also makes a girl feel their man is still youthful(no matter his age!) as well as willing and able!!
Marcus_Lilly t1_iu0whfv wrote
They mean it needs service ie "blow job."
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