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*scratch. You scratch your nose because it itches. You do not "itch" your nose.

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I heard they get a nurse to scratch for them?

And I don’t think resisting the urge to scratch can be that bad?

Idk about anyone else but my nose practically only itches when I’m doing the dishes, and it’s always the most intense feeling that drives me mad.

They're also experts in not trying to catch something they dropped.

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The urge is terrible. Static is the worst trigger for itches at times. The worst part is if the itch is below the shoulder line (waistline in some places) .

And unless the nurse has worked with the surgeon for few years, surgeons won't ask nurses, to avoid the woke shit

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So much this.

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Worse yet, what if they have to sneeze? And for surgeries that take many hours, I'm assuming they take small breaks to go to the bathroom or take a drink of water? So many questions.