Submitted by SilasMarner77 t3_yhi2a7 in Showerthoughts
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MistakeMaker1234 t1_iuesp54 wrote
This ain’t clever, and people think way too much about people who don’t think about them at all.
awsamation t1_iuf4h9b wrote
Was this intentionally ironic? Or is that just a bonus?
SilasMarner77 OP t1_iuf4kym wrote
I thought it was a line from a movie lol
HermanCainAward t1_iuf5bdj wrote
I thought it was pretty clever.
awsamation t1_iuf5rcq wrote
It very well could be, I don't know.
I just know that it's kinda ironic to complain about people spending their time "thinking about someone who's won't think about them", and do it on a post from a person who has never thought about the complainer.
MisterFistYourSister t1_iuf6014 wrote
He's not gonna get married. He's secretly gay and doesn't want it to affect his career, so he is overcompensating.
SilasMarner77 OP t1_iuf6w71 wrote
A tale as old as Hollywood itself. I'd believe it.
AnAquaticOwl t1_iuffq6p wrote
Well I can at least say with confidence that DiCaprio spends more time thinking about me than I do him.
Randys_Spooky_Ghost t1_iufhomj wrote
Twist, because he died in the Atlantic, and in California, and in South Africa.
JimMorrisonFuckedMe t1_iuftuif wrote
Is there some sort of proof to this theory?
Not doubting you, but I've never heard it before, only Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Brad Pitt...
itsrealbattle t1_iufyb31 wrote
I always figured Leo and Pete Davidson were just doing the same trick Finch does in the first American Pie.
Searchingforgoodnews t1_iug469b wrote
Similar rumor about Ryan Seacrest. Personally I don't care but a lot of people do I guess. Wasn't Anderson Cooper straight for a long time, then boom he's gay. Or does he identify as bisexual?
unhcasey t1_iug6iof wrote
Or as I like to call it…”The Kenny Chesney.”
WasabiHairy t1_iug884a wrote
You need to be married to be a widow. These babies don’t count. Only Kate wins let has enough time in to make a claim.
Couldnotbehelpd t1_iuga7fn wrote
I have read commenters say this vociferously on several comments, and as a gay who thinks everyone is gay (Hi Bradley cooper! I see you!) I don’t see it at all.
KoRaZee t1_iugbojs wrote
ki7sune t1_iugcg8g wrote
This isn't a shower thought. It's speculative and boring. Who knows how he will be in 30 years or if he'll even live to a certain age. Nobody gives a fuck what Leo does when he's not in front of a camera. Only like 1 in 5 posts seem to be actual shower thoughts. The rest are lazy tweets basically or an admission that you never thought past the surface of something. /rant
awsamation t1_iugcxgi wrote
I don't think that's what they were going for. Or if it was then they really managed to mangle it.
scentedcamel7 t1_iuge2ok wrote
Okay let’s hear your shower thought then
Billionairess t1_iugeamd wrote
Or a simple explanation is that he doesnt wanna get tied down to 1 woman? Marriage isnt for everyone, rich or poor.
biff_jordan t1_iugej2j wrote
She could be born. She's just under 25 and not married to him yet.
JimMorrisonFuckedMe t1_iuh9u02 wrote
Right!
Well, my gaydar is shit, so I'm always surprised when somebody comes out. But yes, Bradley Cooper would be a nice addition. Rami Malek would be the crown jewel, for me at least lol.
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