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LukasKhan_UK t1_iuhiqcq wrote

If yours looks like a stormtrooper helmet, you should probably see a doctor.

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Alien_invader44 t1_iuhj44v wrote

Technically star wars was set a long time ago, so StormTroopers came first.

So our penises look like StormTrooper helmets.

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MasterAnything2055 t1_iuhke7t wrote

You think the men in that universe have different penises than we do?

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Alien_invader44 t1_iuhkigp wrote

I feel like the lack of full frontal nudity in the Star wars franchise basically confirms it. What are they hiding from us!!

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GoSuckYaMother t1_iuhm9i0 wrote

Stormtroopers have no bulge. Their head is the penis. Confirmed.

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R-Worded-Guy t1_iuhkmrt wrote

Well yeah, they're supposed to be Nazis and who do you think designed the helmets? Not a straight guy.

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