Submitted by gamhanan28 t3_yi97ls in Showerthoughts
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LukasKhan_UK t1_iuhiqcq wrote
If yours looks like a stormtrooper helmet, you should probably see a doctor.
Alien_invader44 t1_iuhj44v wrote
Technically star wars was set a long time ago, so StormTroopers came first.
So our penises look like StormTrooper helmets.
MasterAnything2055 t1_iuhke7t wrote
You think the men in that universe have different penises than we do?
Alien_invader44 t1_iuhkigp wrote
I feel like the lack of full frontal nudity in the Star wars franchise basically confirms it. What are they hiding from us!!
R-Worded-Guy t1_iuhkmrt wrote
Well yeah, they're supposed to be Nazis and who do you think designed the helmets? Not a straight guy.
Academic_Audience_46 t1_iuhkpbm wrote
GoSuckYaMother t1_iuhm9i0 wrote
Stormtroopers have no bulge. Their head is the penis. Confirmed.
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