Dystopian t1_iu4k62g wrote on October 28, 2022 at 2:34 PM

Reply to comment by Pr1meKn1ght in Getting horny is your bodies way of reminding you what you're really here for. by Meshd

No it's reminding us that if you are REALLY committed to it, you can make your dreams come true...

ClosedDimmadome t1_iu4nz8s wrote on October 28, 2022 at 3:00 PM

Just do it!

Dystopian t1_iu4prqq wrote on October 28, 2022 at 3:12 PM

Why do you think I'm shopping Amazon for a new toaster.

PuppetryOfThePenis t1_iu4quv5 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 3:19 PM

Grab the nicest toaster you afford. why not treat yourself?

Dystopian t1_iu5eg53 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 5:56 PM

I am. I found quite the product with 4 slots and a bagel function. 1 star reviews say it has a problem with not shutting off immediately after popping up. Gonna take this bad boy out for a spin in the jacuzzi

Pr1meKn1ght t1_iu6sel0 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 11:59 PM

Whew, excellent. Those 5 star toasters have this feature where they shut off at the first sign of a short. Now NOTHING will get in the way of your tub time toasting test.

MinerMinecrafter t1_iu4tywp wrote on October 28, 2022 at 3:41 PM

Why settle for a toaster bath and not a bath in HeH+