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chocolate420 t1_itoxnn6 wrote

The amount of upvotes some things on this subreddit get will never cease to amaze me.

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TheMediumJanet t1_itp9bvy wrote

At least it didn’t have the word “technically” in it

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MACHLoeCHER t1_itplgvc wrote

People are technically like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Hyena_The t1_itphnkv wrote

The pliability of the word technically can be used in fun ways: I am technically aroused; I am aroused technically; Technically I am aroused; I technically am aroused. Reading all 4 can either have the same or different meanings, depending on how you like your commas and intonation.

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tejanaqkilica t1_itplttq wrote

Shower thought:
If you jump from the 75 floor of a building into hard concrete, you die.

Shower thoughts members: *insert surprised Pikachu face.

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TheMegaBenson t1_itpoigt wrote

For real. I don't even know what OP means.

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loki1887 t1_itppgn9 wrote

You can't have cold pizza with out having a cooked pizza first. So it takes longer to make cold pizza.

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Hobo-man t1_itpqhco wrote

What about frozen pizza?

What about that place that sells you preassembled pizza that you cook yourself?

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Original-Passenger75 t1_itprahr wrote

What is frozen pizza? It’s pizza that’s already cooked and then frozen then packaged if so that freezing process takes longer than the the hot pizza.

and if it isn’t cooked then I would consider it pizza and comparable to the part of home made pizza just before you are about to put it in the oven

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Hobo-man t1_itptcvx wrote

Frozen pizza's aren't precooked...

So it's assembled and then flash frozen which is significantly faster than assembling a pizza and then cooking it for 10-15 minutes.

Papa Murphy's is another step removed in this process. The pie is assembled and simply refrigerated. Infinitely faster than any process that includes heating the pizza.

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loki1887 t1_itpvgu2 wrote

If I wake up at a buddy's place after a night out, and they tell me there is cold pizza in the kitchen. Then I get in there and there is a uncooked pizza on the counter, I'd be like, "da fuck?”

That's not what cold pizza means. You guys are getting weirdly pendant.

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Original-Passenger75 t1_itpy22k wrote

If he said there is cold pizza and it was just a case of frozen pizza you would still be surprised

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PringlesSuck t1_itps68e wrote

I know right? This literally applies to anything you'd cook/put in the fridge after...

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