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BluZombieReddit t1_iu4b32m wrote

Reply to comment by ashtonvex in When people ask ‘gun to your head’ questions, we forget that getting shot is also an option. by farWorse

"magpie friends" sounds like a metaphor or street name for a burglar gang

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MisterHonkeySkateets t1_iu4dqp2 wrote

I was telling some blackbirds that they were once dinosaurs until the cosmic event and they started a real squawk, as if to say they’d love to eat me

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ashtonvex t1_iu4ez9i wrote

i swear im not a part of any burglar gangs of any kind. im friends with birds that live around my house, that's all.

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