Submitted by [deleted] t3_yd751c in Showerthoughts
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i_do_like_farts t1_itqcimn wrote
Yeah, don't you remember when we were all invited to Robin Williams' su***de? Seriously, what's wrong with this sub lately?
Karl_Eleventh_XII t1_itqe0yn wrote
How many comedians had to die for you to get this cranky?
mcshadypants t1_itqgnj5 wrote
Everybody dies alone unless something really bad happened where you die in fear with other people.
HowerTwo t1_itqhvfq wrote
How many fuck offs does it take for you to fuck off?
Karl_Eleventh_XII t1_itqik2d wrote
Depends where you start to count.
Karl_Eleventh_XII t1_itqkahm wrote
12 years ago I actually had it so bad that I took the amount of pills I thought would kill me. What ensued was coma and pneumonia. Funny thing is that after I "survived" they gave me the same meds and I doubled that first try. And look at where that got me.
Damnit you people will downvote anything. Even the person who took the pills.
Karl_Eleventh_XII t1_itqkfsw wrote
This place used to be more fun.
mcshadypants t1_itqllda wrote
I don't really recall this sub being for inspirational quotes. I always thought it was for more like epiphanies that people have about things that people don't normally connect the dots on.
Karl_Eleventh_XII t1_itqno8o wrote
You think this was an inspirational quote. Thank you so much. I just thought it was a shower thought.
Karl_Eleventh_XII t1_itqns7o wrote
Now that Norm is gone who knoes.
mcshadypants t1_itqpvzo wrote
Well I obviously didn't think it was figurative, had to be a metaphor for something. Not exactly sure what though haha
Karl_Eleventh_XII t1_itqtln1 wrote
You know now that Norm died we're not gonna get more jokes about Louis Pasteur? Like that guy killed bugs in milk, but death has killed another joke in gasbay.
literally_pee t1_ittm98s wrote
that's quite tragic, sorry to hear that, I'm glad you recovered and are doing well.
But that has little to do with the post.
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