My eye has touched my wife's eye. A couple years ago I said I wanted both of our bodies to touch every part of each other. It's kind of hilarious when I mention something that hasn't touched... and she's game if she's in the right mood.

I know this is impractical to accomplish... because I can't slide both eyeballs (and some other difficult body parts) across her entire body. But you'd be surprised what they HAVE touched.

I realize this is a strange comment and that I'm opening myself up for quite some strange replies.