Submitted by JuiceAggressive3437 t3_z6vcmu in Showerthoughts
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Prof_Rocky t1_iy3wwpg wrote
I also dk how but I have seen pictures as well
Danelix_ t1_iy4388l wrote
Wait I also have seen it
weslokenge t1_iy4gx79 wrote
I also had to think of that picture immediately
HAMburger_and_bacon t1_iy4m1fc wrote
i have no idea what anyone below me is talking about
06dnl_101 t1_iy4qxvg wrote
Maybe they're talking about this
HAMburger_and_bacon t1_iy4ruqp wrote
i gonna have a nightmare about this, i just know it
06dnl_101 t1_iy4s9py wrote
It's not that bad...
Maybe you'll have better dreams watching what happens when you rub your eyes
HAMburger_and_bacon t1_iy4uqm6 wrote
now im scarred for life
Jafaris79 t1_iy54u4k wrote
Seems you two were part of the same japanese experiment
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Hawkeye_Dave6387 t1_iy3bp8c wrote
...the safest way to remove something from someones eye is with your toungue...
Cindexxx t1_iy4ba0c wrote
Seems ripe for infection, but at least the salt content is compatible.
Also, eyeballs don't taste like tears. Not nearly as salty.
wheredmyphonego t1_iy5cpi9 wrote
you're doing me a concern there, person who knows that eyes are not as salty as tears......
Cindexxx t1_iy5zc14 wrote
It's okay, it was consensual!
MissBirdieBoo t1_iy5u8w8 wrote
State your source
Cindexxx t1_iy5zb2g wrote
I have a wife who lets me do weird things sometimes. I just wanted to know.
mobfather t1_iy3e3j9 wrote
If you touch your eyeballs together in sub-zero temperatures, they stick to each other, like that scene in a Christmas Story when that guy sticks his tongue to the metal pole. FACT.
Zkenny13 t1_iy3fka1 wrote
Oh shit
Jupiter20 t1_iy4uo5b wrote
As if there are not enough lies in the world. No need to cultivate that.
HelpMaybe_EndFinally t1_iy4flz5 wrote
Don't our eyes not get stuck to our eyelids on account of the saltiness in our tears? Also in cold temperatures isn't it frozen water that the liquid water touches to stick to it? I went my hands and they stick to icecubes. But when the cubes are already wet they don't stick. Also most people's eyes aren't frozen, that saltiness is the reason... I think...
SteamKore t1_iy45ti1 wrote
I learned about this from a guy while working at a ski resort for the season, didn't believe him, there were photos...
D4M0theking t1_iy4eik4 wrote
Speaking from experience?
BreakfastBeerz t1_iy3ho5a wrote
A girlfriend of mine and I used to do that in high school..... I honestly don't know why or what even started it or have ever heard of it since.
villageidiot90 t1_iy58jgo wrote
My eye has touched my wife's eye. A couple years ago I said I wanted both of our bodies to touch every part of each other. It's kind of hilarious when I mention something that hasn't touched... and she's game if she's in the right mood.
I know this is impractical to accomplish... because I can't slide both eyeballs (and some other difficult body parts) across her entire body. But you'd be surprised what they HAVE touched.
I realize this is a strange comment and that I'm opening myself up for quite some strange replies.
No-Cover-8986 t1_iy5lim4 wrote
Everyone: Your eyeballs will never touch anyone else's eyeballs.
VI90 & wife: Hold our beers.
😄
thefifthquadrant t1_iy4pdwr wrote
" I knew we were meant for each other, the moment our eyes met"
feelzen t1_iy3hacc wrote
same thing with probably thousands of parts of our body. (ribs, heart, lungs, stomach...)
Feeling_Professor_30 t1_iy555sb wrote
But those are all internal, much harder to have them touch than eyes
kendonmcb t1_iy4f13c wrote
butthole
JerrySeinfeldJr69 t1_iy4rtxv wrote
Don't know about everyone else but my butthole has touched ALL my homies buttholes.
MissBirdieBoo t1_iy5ugh4 wrote
Jesus Jerry show yourself out
arbitrageME t1_iy6b46f wrote
So if one dick has been up all of your butts, does that count as vicariously touching?
darkfred t1_iy4c3jw wrote
Speak for yourself, eye to eye kisses are the most common way to show affection to acquaintances I meet at the supermarket or coffee shop.
MissBirdieBoo t1_iy5ul1e wrote
Darkfred… let’s not meet
745395 t1_iy4veza wrote
I feel like eye kissing could lead to some sort of infection or worse.
trackdaybruh t1_iy4odz8 wrote
Now I wonder how it feels if I rubbed my eyeball against another person’s eyeball? Is it slippery and soft? Or etc
LittleKobald t1_iy4ljpa wrote
I have already done this to my partner and they fucking hated it
AmbienNicoleSmith t1_iy4td7h wrote
Idk why this reminded me of my hs boyfriend shouting “ENAMEL” every time our teeth accidentally clacked together while making out
skirtingboardcrunch t1_iy55msn wrote
My ex girlfriend made us do this for an intimacy thing, shit feels weird yo
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moogly2 t1_iy4hb3g wrote
You have a delicate and fragile orb bulging out your face, and 99% manage whole life to not fuck it up
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wene324 t1_iy4u5sp wrote
I play a game with my wife where I try to touch my eyeball to her nose.
2litersoffun t1_iy4y9a6 wrote
Getting your eyeball licked its wierd too
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noopenusernames t1_iy518ov wrote
I have a jar in a fake wall in the cellar that says otherwise
baguetties t1_iy531jt wrote
i mean my large intestine probably won't touch another one either, i don't see why this is a strange or bizarre thought
WrathsEntropy t1_iy538ll wrote
Actually doesn't hurt. Provided no one blinks. When I was around 8 a friend and I tried to see into each other's eyeballs (didn't work)
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Redlax t1_iy5bvey wrote
Pretty sure my toddler did this to me today. No clue why, she jumped on my chest, went in for a cuddle and her nose in one my eyes and the other eye to eye. Was an experience.
felixrocket7835 t1_iy5ei69 wrote
this is totally an original showerthought (I have definitely not seen this exact showerthought 4 times in the past week)
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a1b3do t1_iy5ikrf wrote
Uh yeah no. I unfortunately experienced that. Don't ask how ,it just happened.
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love0_0all t1_iy5og3n wrote
And never touch each other, just like your ears and the opposite sides of your neck and shoulders, or cheeks.
MissBirdieBoo t1_iy5uthc wrote
You mean you can’t rub your armpits together?
love0_0all t1_iy5wntm wrote
Touch the outside of your knees to each other! Do it!!
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sablexxxt t1_iy5xic6 wrote
Op don't go starting random fetishes.. i'm already thinking of making a hentai about this
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kiraYoahikage t1_iy620u5 wrote
I hope so too OP, I will think of you if it ever happens though
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chechebi88 t1_iy6enep wrote
this is eye contact
galactic_cactus760 t1_iy6hvto wrote
i knew a couple girls in high school that would touch eyeballs. it was fucking weird
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Not_A_Hobbit t1_iy6q8mi wrote
Tried with my partner. Harder than it looks. Did not succeed. Tickled each other with eyelashes though. New life goal.
RamDownn t1_iy70q29 wrote
Except for when you see an attractive person and your eyes extend out of the socket like a cartoon character.
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Laitue- t1_iy3bhej wrote
I've already seen pictures of physical eye contact (don't ask for context, I don't remember), and I can confirm it does look awfully uncomfortable