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Laitue- t1_iy3bhej wrote

I've already seen pictures of physical eye contact (don't ask for context, I don't remember), and I can confirm it does look awfully uncomfortable

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Hawkeye_Dave6387 t1_iy3bp8c wrote

...the safest way to remove something from someones eye is with your toungue...

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mobfather t1_iy3e3j9 wrote

If you touch your eyeballs together in sub-zero temperatures, they stick to each other, like that scene in a Christmas Story when that guy sticks his tongue to the metal pole. FACT.

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feelzen t1_iy3hacc wrote

same thing with probably thousands of parts of our body. (ribs, heart, lungs, stomach...)

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BreakfastBeerz t1_iy3ho5a wrote

A girlfriend of mine and I used to do that in high school..... I honestly don't know why or what even started it or have ever heard of it since.

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darkfred t1_iy4c3jw wrote

Speak for yourself, eye to eye kisses are the most common way to show affection to acquaintances I meet at the supermarket or coffee shop.

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HelpMaybe_EndFinally t1_iy4flz5 wrote

Replying to mobfather (#730,827)

Don't our eyes not get stuck to our eyelids on account of the saltiness in our tears? Also in cold temperatures isn't it frozen water that the liquid water touches to stick to it? I went my hands and they stick to icecubes. But when the cubes are already wet they don't stick. Also most people's eyes aren't frozen, that saltiness is the reason... I think...

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moogly2 t1_iy4hb3g wrote

You have a delicate and fragile orb bulging out your face, and 99% manage whole life to not fuck it up

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LittleKobald t1_iy4ljpa wrote

I have already done this to my partner and they fucking hated it

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trackdaybruh t1_iy4odz8 wrote

Now I wonder how it feels if I rubbed my eyeball against another person’s eyeball? Is it slippery and soft? Or etc

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thefifthquadrant t1_iy4pdwr wrote

" I knew we were meant for each other, the moment our eyes met"

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AmbienNicoleSmith t1_iy4td7h wrote

Idk why this reminded me of my hs boyfriend shouting “ENAMEL” every time our teeth accidentally clacked together while making out

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wene324 t1_iy4u5sp wrote

I play a game with my wife where I try to touch my eyeball to her nose.

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745395 t1_iy4veza wrote

I feel like eye kissing could lead to some sort of infection or worse.

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noopenusernames t1_iy518ov wrote

I have a jar in a fake wall in the cellar that says otherwise

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baguetties t1_iy531jt wrote

i mean my large intestine probably won't touch another one either, i don't see why this is a strange or bizarre thought

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WrathsEntropy t1_iy538ll wrote

Actually doesn't hurt. Provided no one blinks. When I was around 8 a friend and I tried to see into each other's eyeballs (didn't work)

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skirtingboardcrunch t1_iy55msn wrote

My ex girlfriend made us do this for an intimacy thing, shit feels weird yo

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villageidiot90 t1_iy58jgo wrote

My eye has touched my wife's eye. A couple years ago I said I wanted both of our bodies to touch every part of each other. It's kind of hilarious when I mention something that hasn't touched... and she's game if she's in the right mood.

I know this is impractical to accomplish... because I can't slide both eyeballs (and some other difficult body parts) across her entire body. But you'd be surprised what they HAVE touched.

I realize this is a strange comment and that I'm opening myself up for quite some strange replies.

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Redlax t1_iy5bvey wrote

Pretty sure my toddler did this to me today. No clue why, she jumped on my chest, went in for a cuddle and her nose in one my eyes and the other eye to eye. Was an experience.

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felixrocket7835 t1_iy5ei69 wrote

this is totally an original showerthought (I have definitely not seen this exact showerthought 4 times in the past week)

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a1b3do t1_iy5ikrf wrote

Uh yeah no. I unfortunately experienced that. Don't ask how ,it just happened.

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love0_0all t1_iy5og3n wrote

And never touch each other, just like your ears and the opposite sides of your neck and shoulders, or cheeks.

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sablexxxt t1_iy5xic6 wrote

Op don't go starting random fetishes.. i'm already thinking of making a hentai about this

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kiraYoahikage t1_iy620u5 wrote

I hope so too OP, I will think of you if it ever happens though

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galactic_cactus760 t1_iy6hvto wrote

i knew a couple girls in high school that would touch eyeballs. it was fucking weird

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Not_A_Hobbit t1_iy6q8mi wrote

Tried with my partner. Harder than it looks. Did not succeed. Tickled each other with eyelashes though. New life goal.

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RamDownn t1_iy70q29 wrote

Except for when you see an attractive person and your eyes extend out of the socket like a cartoon character.

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